Krappy Kris Krashes

Awwwwww...is it possible the world is a little sick and tired of Kunty Kris, whore-mistress-pimp to the Kardashians?

Kunty Kris's last name isn't Kardashian, it's Jenner...due to freak-faced girly-lizard Bruce Jenner. Bruce is the plastic surgeon's biggest nightmare, a walking ad for NEVER going near cosmetic surgery. He's the egomaniac with a walnut for a brain who is always desperate for attention for what he did decades ago (look like a man and win Olympic gold). He gets into hissy fits because all people ever talk about is that he's related to the Kuntdashian bitches, and his face looks like a vagina sculpted out of cream cheese.

So he and Krazy Kunt Kris thought that she could get her own show ala Oprah-doprah, and waste more of the public's time carrying on about herself and her Krappy Klan.

Nope.

Kris mis-Kalkulated.

She managed to over-expose, finally, the Kuntdashian mob. It was overkikll...Kim dropping a dollop out of her much-fucked and constantly twerked oyster hole while another Krappy sister lost track of her apish moron basketball player-Krack freak. No to mention Kocksucker Kanye snarling at everybody who doesn't like his whore-wife porno slob or his lip-synch bullshit rapping or his dumbass leather dresses.

With all that Kuntdashian krap, Kris thought the world needed HER hosting a talk show from her precious toilet seat?

She smugly figured she'd be an instant ratings sensation if she made Kanye and Kim hide the brat and save it for HER show. No. Didn't work.

The repulsive Kanye and Kim...just the thought of their uglies bumping together is disgusting. Who wants to see the result? It ain't YEEZUS KRIST, ya know. It's just a half-black baby. Big deal. Half the fucking country is crawling with little half-black babies. Obama was once a half-black baby. Watch Kris Jenner's show just to see a half-black baby? Hell no.

Stupid looking as any baby, half-black or half-purple. Or royal (no, didn't forget you assholes, William and Kate).

So now Kris will have to find some new way of getting herself in the headlines. Maybe she can stick her head up Kanye's ass. Maybe she can get Bruce Jenner to go all the way with a sex change and have him change his name to Chelsea Manning.

Maybe she can try and break the porn star gangbang record by going to Syria and saying "You all look like Jews to me!"

So it's back to carting trash as the leader of the Kart Trashians...spreading the wet and fishy message that the best and easiest way to fame and fortune for any woan is to make porn videos and twerk all over the place to attract black thug celebrities.

It was disgusting that Kris got a TV show, disgusting that there was the "war of the babies" as if we needed to see either William and Kate's spawn or THIS stupid looking wombat. It's AMUSING that neither Kris nor the Kanye-Kunt baby got quite the reaction the egomaniacs wanted! All Kris got was a yawn and a "we will cancel your talk show...SHUT THE FUCK UP!"