"Wake Up Allyson, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Internet Freedom Strikes Again!

Oh what FUN! No, that wasn't a TV set you were hearing, Dad.

That was your BABY MONITOR talking like something out of "The Exorcist."

Or, something from the vocabulary of Pirate Bay, LulzSec or Demented Devente.

Just a little bit of Internet bullying, "hacker" hilarity and FREEDOM OF SPEECH, Daddy-o.

Yes, "hackers" can steal your identity, turn your laptop on and photograph you, steal anyone's movies or TV shows, create blogs via Google loaded with complete discographies of every rock group...

Don't complain. If you do, you are PRO-CENSORSHIP, Daddy-o.

See that mark on Kim Dotcom's wrist? The wrists of the four Swedish meatballs of Pirate Bay? See any bruising on the palm of the hand of anyone from Lulzsec?

Nope, nope and NOPE. Not even a slap on the wrist. And Assange is still lounging around protected by urine-faced banana-republic nitwits. Because Internet law has to stay lax. DMCA's have to be ignored. Stealing is "sharing." The Internet, love it, has to be FREEEEEEEEEE.

Freedom of Speech, Daddy-o. What's so bad about telling your stupid kid "Wake up, YOU LITTLE SHIT."

YOU aren't awake. Cameron isn't awake. OBAMA isn't awake. The RIAA and MPAA are not awake. Let's all go back to Sleepyville and hope for some sweet dreams.

What? YOU got yourself a nightmare, Daddy-o?

Well, tell you what, go over to YouTube and watch some pirated TV shows. Go type in a song and add one word like MP3 or BLOGSPOT...watch how quickly Google takes you to a Rapidshare or Mega or Mediafire free download. Go find a forum full of smug pricks who make their own rules on what YOU can say but have NO rules about the illegal downloads their forum members can download. Oh, maybe a rule like, "Only FLAC and be sure to seed and have a good ratio because we Communists have ethics about everyone pulling their fair share of "hard work" on what they prank, spoof and steal.

Go find a torrent site with all those "keep up the good work" nice comments! Go find a website to teach you all about how to make a bomb out of a pressure cooker...that's fun, too!

Be amused by some website where an ex-girlfriend is humiliated via naked pictures of her posted so everyone can see. NOW do you think this is a fair swap? LOOK at all you get FREEEEEE, Daddy-o. Surely that's worth a minor little scare over somebody cursing out your two-year old child because hacking is easy and there are no strong laws to punish anyone.

Golly, do you think that bitch who downloaded a million dollars worth of songs off Napster all those years ago EVER paid a penny for that? You think there's no more LulzSec or Anonymous just like there's no more Al Qaeda? Sleep well, tonight, Daddy-o.

But Allyson? WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT! Yer Daddy's GOT HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS!