AHAR! NUDE PIX FOR ALL! No Privacy for YOU! Don't CENSOR the INTERNET!

What's with this BITCH? She wants to get her laptop repaired...and she's complaining because some monkey at Best Buy not only found some nude pix of her...but UPLOADED THEM FOR EVERYONE To ENJOY?

Hey, BITCH, you are PRO-CENSORSHIP!

The Swedish Meatballs of Pirate Bay will gangbang you.

ASSANGE will rape you.

Hans Demented will jerk off to you...the worst thought of all.

Christer the Blister might even put YOU on his shitty blog instead of an R. Crumb cartoon and declare, "Not to be missed! Download ALL her nude photos!"

And Zinhof...oh, the great Zinhof...well he's not going to show nude pictures of himself, but he'll happily distribute YOURS, too! That's how it works. Somebody else's copyright, creativity, nude pictures, whatever...that's for EVERYONE! That's what the Internet version of "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" and "ANTI-CENSORSHIP" is all about. Bitch!

Now look at this thoughtful fellow, who helped get those nude images over to the PIRATES...

If anything terrible happens to him (like, his wrist gets a slap) maybe he can get asylum in Tanzania or Zimbabwe or at the Monkey House at the zoo.

After all, when it comes to intellectual property, when it comes to personal privacy, GET OVER IT, EVERYBODY.

And what are your damages, bitch? Really? We've all seen naked pictures. Every 10 year-old has seen graphic nudity thanks to the Internet. Think about THAT. Think about the next generation of monsters! Kids who grew up in the 80's yawned at the most violent and dirty movies ever made and are now the ones shrugging over piracy, morality, stealing, date rape drugs, and any effort to keep pornography out of reach of THEIR kids. They see slaughter on the news, people burned, decapitated, losing limbs...and it's "just like a movie" and they don't care. Their heroes are punks like Bieber, sluts like Miley and Gaga. And Kim Kardashian and her greedy soulless brood. Hell, Kim Kardashian is now a millionaire star because of a leaked porn video! So it's ALL good, right?

Wowee, imagine the world in 2023 when today's 10 year-olds are now in power...the ones who are happily absorbing all the kinkiest porn and all the rottenest graphic violence at rotten.com or on the front page of the Daily Fail (mmm, acid burned faces, Egyptian corpses in the street, freaks of nature paraded in front of you with all the insensitivity of the Barnum era). Remember, the world has dumbed down to the point where what 20 year-olds are interested in (Bieber, Miley, Gaga) becomes the ONLY entertainment news you get. The 20 year-olds of TODAY grew up expecting FREE, and knowing just where to find all the pirated goodies, and their parents were helpless to do anything about it. Imagine what THE next generation will be doing for new thrills. Looking at a nude photo of some girl who needed to get her laptop fixed? Nah, using a Google map and hacker tools to find out where she lives, date-raping her, fucking her and killing her. That's more like it, don't you think? And if arrested, and sent away for a year or two, the killer will have Internet access, and if especially CUTE, a fan website and Twitter account to keep up with the all the adulation.

Law? LAW? The real world is no match for the Internet, lady. You go into a BEST BUY and don't mail your laptop away...and you STILL end up on the Internet on some website with "Pirate" in the URL! Ho ho ha ha hee hee! You walk down the street and the INTERNET is following you, cameras streaming YOUR IMAGE to google-eyed pervs and strangers who can follow you along till they can calculate the right time and place to intercept you and do anything they want. Need I give you any more examples, bitch? I'm sure at this very moment your face on the news article has been Photoshopped onto the most graphic and heinous images imaginable! What FUN!

AHAR! AHAR! AHAR! And you thought that brutal, stupid pirates and selfish thuggery was something out of the 18th Century. Uh, no, lady, we got Somali Pirates, we got Swedish Pirates, we got people all over the world happy to call themselves PIRATES! Raise the Jolly Roger, Torrent Freaks! Rapidsharers! Kim Dotcom Cocksuckers!

No more CENSORSHIP.

Stealing a woman's nude photos off her laptop and "sharing" them without her permission or knowledge...is FREEDOM OF SPEECH!