The UK Won't Play Chess

Cameron is shocked. Shocked. There was enough opposition to block his blaring, Blairing desire to join the USA in war games against Syria.

Now what?

It's back to the chess board. This IS a game of strategy if not Stratego, and you'd have to be a blind man not to be concerned about the bluffs. There's no question that what's going on with the crazies of Syria is not just hot-headed bullshit between two clueless warring bunch of Islam idiots. A lot of times, it is. It's the shitty Shi'ites vs the goony Sunnis. Which, to outsiders, is like splitting hairs on a rabid camel.

To us in the West, half the time the Jews and the Arabs look alike. You're all Semites. You've all got sun-baked brains. What the fuck are you bitching about? Which is how the Arabs feel about the Irish and the English, most likely.

Yep, a lot of juvenile idiots in the world. A lot of fools who are really ready to start WORLD WAR 3.

At the moment, Americans are happily looking for wretched excess for their beloved LABOR DAY WEEKEND...just another holiday to NOT work at all. Oooh, let's salute labor day by NOT being productive! We aren't fat and lazy enough! The only gripe? Zipping away in their cars is a tad expensive because gas prices are high, because...of SYRIA.

As if there aren't other nations sending us fuel?

But let's not be so quick to shut the door on Syria, because then they'd become another complete cock-sucking mistress to PUTIN.

Complex situation.

Why is it that people STILL don't realize the danger of the "Commies" and the "Red Menace." These aren't comical terms. Yeah, we grew up laughing at old codgers who raged about them Ruskies, but guess what, they were RIGHT. Just look at the situation RIGHT NOW for Chrissake. Pussy Riot in jail in Russia. Women shot down by firing squad in North Korea a few days ago. How crazy IS that? How dangerous IS that? Anything that strengthens Russia, North Korea or Red China is BAD for HUMANITY. Period.

Has Obama's grim and angry face been a mask used to scare Putin? It's scared EVERYONE. To judge from the article above, Putin, who doesn't get along with Obama too well and is prone to sulking when they get together, is genuinely concerned. He isn't sure how far he can push this black man. He knows damn well that the American public is fat and lazy and feeble protests against a strike against Syria wouldn't deter Obama one bit. Americans are mostly going to sit on their butts this weekend, party, drink beer, go to the beach, etc. In the best of radical times, all you'd see would be some ragged students and professors chaining themselves to a Pentagon fence or being hustled away from the White House gates kicking and screaming. So Putin isn't so smug at the moment.

No question that Assad is yet another Putin stooge. No question that so many of the monsters of Iraq, Iran and other Middle-East countries have screamed "Death to America" but NOT to Russia. It's a damn complicated situation, the balance of power not just in the Middle East but between US, the "Freedom of Speech" people, and the Communists...who OPENLY KILL "Freedom of Speech" people.

Can the Syrians overthrow their dictator? DO they really want to? Was Egypt better with a benign dictator? Is dictatorship always bad? I mean, dictators DO make sure over-breeding morons stop over-breeding, for example. WE let every retarded moron couple unleash dozens of dumbasses on the planet and even pay them welfare. Red China says "Only ONE per customer, or we KILL YOU." Two extremes.

And so the chess match continues, and Assad gasses his opposition and murders children in the street. The United Nations is fractured by half its nations allied with Putin or sitting on fences not sure what to do. It's the 21st Century and no government should be killing its people either by chemicals or by firing squad.

Where is that one leader who can bring us all together? Maybe it's time for Paul McCartney to tour Russia again, and stop off in the Middle East, and rally us all with "Give Peace a Chance" and "Hey Jude ay Jude ay Jude ay." Maybe the movement we need is on his shoulder.

Or should we ask Roger Waters? He's got the final solution to world peace: "Blow Israel off the map and turn the space into Palestine...and give me a big open air stadium space to float my pig and stage rock concerts with high ticket prices." And on days when there's no rock concert...BOOT SALE! BOOT SALE! BOOT SALE!