It's pathetic that the middle aged "material girl" is suffering from Alzheimer's Disease.
Madonna...this isn't 1983, it's 2013. NOBODY is impressed by your latest monkey on a leash. We already saw you with grotesque Dennis Rodman, after all.
The "Bling Grill" also is badly dated, girlfriend!
Ain't nothing you can do to shock us anymore Madge, except maybe perform without lip syncing. Or come up with a a catchy melodic song with some hint of intelligence or emotion behind it, which you haven't done since "Like a Prayer."
Meanwhile, Lady Gaga, so much younger, so much more of a copycat...is also losing steam. We've seen that ugly duckling in every stage of swan costume and naked pose. The great unwashed public, that huge collection of cows, is developing a thick skin to Gaga's cattle prod brand of attention seeking. Gays, after all, are much more fickle than teens. Bieber might be able to get away with another few years of crappy songs and pathetic dancing but Lady Gaga? She already raided Madonna's catalog ("Express Yourself") for a hit single and might not have another on that "new" album she's already desperately hawking.
If Gaga fails...the next step will be for these two publicity whores to get together as a doubles act: "LADY/MADONNA." And...oh, wait...lesbian kissing on stage has been done, corny dancing and posturing and crotch grabbing has been done, mindless lyrics and familiar beats have been done...
Forget it, ladies.
Next year's big musical trend will be female orangutangs and rhesus monkeys making "beat boxing" noises with their pussy farts. It'll be Rihanna getting beat up by Chris Brown nightly as part of the "Black and Blue" tour. It'll be Kanye and Kim recording together on their new album, "Ebony and I've STD's."
LADY, MADONNA...you're soon to become extinct! And you've been stincting long enough!
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