Mental Note: Can You Leave the Crazy House Looking Crazy?

Having locked Amanda Bynes up for several weeks as mentally ill...

She leaves still mentally ill!

How can they let her leave the crazy house LOOKING CRAZY?!?!?

If I was a judge, I'd expect this cunt to wear a conservative skirt and blouse (RuPaul could advise) and take off the fucking BLUE WIG. Then say, "Your Honor, I understand that using Twitter to call Michelle Obama UGLY, and Barrack Obama UGLY, and rant about how everyone is UGLY...was a sure sign I was smoking too much DOPE. I admit I threw a bong out the window. I admit that having nothing better to do than "party" till 4 am in stupid trendy bars was another sign of being crazy and immature. I will now try and stop wasting my life and calling attention to myself in ways that are so Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga."

Instead, the bitch wraps herself up in a giant feminine napkin, puts a blue wig on that boiled bean above her neck...and she's good to go!

Good. GO AWAY. Go drive up into the mountains somewhere and stay out of trouble for the next 40 years. Stop thinking that having a million people on Twitter anxious for you to write stupid shit and laugh at you is a sign you are "famous" and have "friends." Have some ambition and take acting lessons and try and get work in the theater, rather than thinking some shitty TV show nobody remembers is your "Citizen Kane."

Or...go fuck some rapper with a camcorder running, do it while your nose is running, take enough meth so your teeth fall out while you're blowing the idiot, and take selfies of your twat as your liquified brains start dripping out of it.

I have a feeling that Bynes would find the last bit of advice a lot easier than sobriety, acting lessons or staying off Twitter. But I also have a feeling that in this crazy world, most girls her age (and younger) would think doing rappers and drugs and being on Twitter IS the good life.

I bet the reporter named HARSHBARGER agrees with me, but is afraid to live up to her last name and barge in with anything too harsh. I think she may change her name to Pussypetter. Or Whitewasher. Or Truthdoucher.