They did a duet! They won an award!!
Here they are, Shitney Spears and Sticky Azalea!
This is entertainment in the 21st Century...a lot of shit, and bints who act like whores.
When they aren't "singing" they're having wardrobe malfunctions, which suggests they can't stay dressed too long. There's always somebody to suck or lick for money.
MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Oh, too bad about sorry, fat fag Sam Smith, who lost his voice gurgling on chav sperm.
Hope that smooth-as-diarrhea mewling voice of his doesn't suffer.
WHAT AN EVENING.
Taylor Mannequin won a ton of awards for Best Impersonation of a Barbie Doll.
Anus Lips Kanye West was booed but won for Best Impersonation of a Nigga. Yo, he's a a middle-class guy who has ended up with a mansion and gold-plated toilet bowls, and a WHITE WOMAN, all by IMPERSONATING a Nigga! WOW!
Yes, all he has to do is put on the fake scowl, and stomp around, and stupid blacks and wimpy whites fist-pump till their armpits get damp.
Ooooh, Van Halen, guitar heroes! They are STILL ALIVE!
And we ALL take seriously a guy named LUDACRIS. Gee, he's STILL upset that Paul Walker was a stupid fucking irresponsible asshole and totaled his big fancy sports car by racing around public streets. Gee, he had SUCH potential. He could've been another Bruce Jenner, and rammed into an innocent woman and killed her.
One Direction...going down on Simon Cowell! Oh, but Slimey Simon's smiling, and his nipples are sticking out of his t-shirt so hard and firm! Simon's hoping that EACH hunky guy goes solo, giving him FIVE TIMES the money he makes now. More yachting! More stealing other peoples' girlfriends. Less time enduring faux-fag David Walliams's lame and fake taunts.
Ariana Grande won for TOP STREAMING ARTIST, for having absolutely no bladder control.
Digital Song of the Year was Meghan Trainor for “All About That Bass.” Yes, Digital Song...the one you hear and instantly put fingers in your ears.
Enrique Iglesias won for Greasiest Latin Album.
Sticky Azalea won for "Most Mummified Looking Whore."
And it was TAYLOR MANNEQUIN again, winning for "Best Videos for 14 Year-Old Boys to Masturbate To," and she just smiled and said "Shake it Off."
The Jenner Sisters won for Snottiest Bitches at a Mucous Awards Show.
WHAT TALENT!
WHAT, TALENT?
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