Vonn Bimbo Knew How to Shine next to DARK WOODS

Just in case anyone thinks THIS blog is alone in being cynical and DISGUSTED by bimbo Lindsey Vonn and that ugly doorknob-faced turd "Tiger" Woods, how about this?

That's not coming from a blogger, or BuzzFeed or Inquisitr or Decider or Gawker...it's from a veteran reporter at the Post.

And that photo is pretty obvious, isn't it? Vonn is doing her best Kardashian: "Look at me, I'm spreading my legs with a nigger! I'm a BAD girl! Everybody pay attention to me!"

Except her nigger is a half-Hawaiian load of horse shit who wears Dockers pants and those silly t-shirts with the collars on them. He's got a goofy face like a ventriloquist's dummy.

But give him credit, when he cheated on his wife, and when he's ass-fucking any blonde, he does keep up a steady stream of abusive insults. He just doesn't use any racist words for a white bitch. What's slang for a white bitch, anyway? "Lindsey Vonn?"

Tell it like it is:

It's ALL about the race card. It's all about MONEY. What could a blonde bitch like Vonn possibly see in a gruesome puppet like Woods? Nothing but "ain't I daring" and "he is FAMOUS." Now she's back to being famous (for fucking "Tiger" Woods) and doesn't need him anymore. Her anus is probably sore and festering and looks as wide as the 18th hole at Augusta.