FaceTiming Douchebags

There's always something new and obnoxious.

Still processing all the arrogant, stupid crap on Facebook? Or how idiots take selfies with their newest brand of cell phone with the best 4G network? You're behind the times. I sure am. I never heard of FaceTiming.

Fortunately some Hindu-Muzzie let me know all about it. After all, it's his job. Like the byline? It might as well be Habib Shit. Newspapers LOVE their racial diversity. Not hiring a white is now shrugged off as a necessary part of "affirmative action," not reverse-racism.

So what's the deal Habeeeeeeeb?

Let's stop for a moment.

Beandip or whoever you are, the English language has a rich tradition.

It's nice that you bothered to learn enough to get a job on a newspaper, but "Douche" is not a bad word. "Douche bag" is a product. Referring to someone as a "Douchebag" is fine. For example, "Two Douchebags At..." was the title of a series of sketches on Saturday Night Live involving a male and female arrogant Yuppie couple. Those words were put on the screen at the start of each sketch.

You could've said "DOUCHEBAG" not D'BAG. Next...

You're upset that people are behaving badly at a LORDE concert? (So you run a photo of Icky Minaj instead??)

The sad situation is that in any club, in any concert, in any lecture even, there will be assholes and douchebags illegally recording everything. That's the MILENNIALS. They are selfish and obnoxious and have not been challenged. They simply decided "we can do what we want anywhere anytime," like they did with Internet piracy and porn. Out-number everybody and smirk about it.

But, as we read on, nice of you to note that this problem is NOT going away. You're just pissed off that suffering fools just got a little bit worse thanks to something called FaceTiming.

Great.

Hardup Pullsdick has now let us know "smartphones are everywhere" and intellectual property is "rolling toward slow defeat."

He/She says "it's one thing to use your phone to document what you're seeing..." (oh?) but FaceTiming is crossing the line (oh OH?)

At least by the last line he was declaring "you're a douche" to the FaceTimer, rather than "you're a D-bag."

At least this wasn't a PRO-FaceTiming article. No matter what the bad behavior is, there's often a set of cheerleaders telling you it's great...twerking...selies...graffiti...WOW!

Meanwhile, somebody else is complaining that nobody should be recording a fucking thing in a concert, and that security should bounce anyone doing it, and that nobody should bother reviewing shitty concerts by morons like Lorde and Ikcy Minaj, and immigrants and sons thereof should not be taking jobs from people born in the country. That somebody else is ME.