Rude Oafs, The Red-Nosed Retards

Yes, amid the idiot reports about Sam Smith and his woes and fairy tales, there's the news that THREE FUCKING HOURS of prime time will be devoted to the idiotic "RED NOSE" campaign.

England swings like a hemorrhoid do.

Why THIS stupid idea has "crossed the pond," I have no idea. It made enough money for American greedheads to want to steal it?

"Hey, look at them Limeys! All they do is put a stupid fucking red nose on their mugs, and they mug the public for a FORTUNE. How much of that FORTUNE (intended for "young people living in poverty") can be diverted into "operating expenses?" A lot! Let's go for it!!!

It looks like NBC is going to be "airing live from London" some segments, but probably inserting a lot of people only known to Americans. Like: "Before we return to London, here's a shitty country song from Blake Shelton...and here's has-been Jeff Goldblum playing the piano...and here's "Today Show" prison hair-cut pest Matt Lauer giving a naggy speech asking everyone to donate..."

The photo for the article in today's paper shows Lauer and the rest of the jerks on the "Today Show" (second rate morning chat show now behind in the ratings to ABC's "Good Morning America"). Oh Goody, they are ALL wearing RED NOSES.

Har har har, RED NOSES!

HEE HEE HEE, RED NOSES!

Doesn't anyone get it...that people HATE, LOATHE, DESPISE, and WOULD LIKE TO STAB CLOWNS?

There is NOTHING FUNNY about wearing a fucking RED NOSE.

Fortunately, NBC will discover that nobody gives a shit. Even though they got a big, annoying drugstore chain (Walgreens/Duane Reade) to put up banners and try and sell red noses...NOBODY is going to watch this piece of shit.

For one thing, Thursday night people will either be in transit, or packing...for the MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. That's a reason why Letterman ended his show on Wednesday night! He knew ratings would be shit if he held on till Thursday or, God Forbid, Friday night.

Hopefully, the tepid and boring "stars" (Emily Blunt? John Krasinski? Laura Linney?) and the media whores (Jennifer Hudson, John Legend, Christina Aguilera Douchebag) will not attract even the flies who are sticking to their own shit and not going anywhere this weekend.

Variety shows are dead...shows loaded with unfunny comedians, car-alarm singers, sanctimonious "chat show" assholes mewling for money...the public would rather stream a horror movie on Netflix!

Hopefully the ratings will be so low there will NEVER be another fucking RED NOSE DAY in America again.

Can we even keep track of all the inane "charity" drives on TV? Farm Aid? Fart Aid? Live Aid? Chive Aid? Hive Aid? Kool Aid?

THIS event doesn't get my sympathy. I'd prefer "Red Nosed Retard" Day, frankly.

Retards aren't always cheerful. They can't always do what they want and don't always just sit around placidly. They get restless and they cry. They get picked on if they're with "normal" kids and who knows, they might not want to hang around with a room full of retards, either.

Are they offended if they're called retards, or "retarded?" I think "Stupid" or "Goofy" is worse. "Retard" is, after all, accurate. They might not understand what "intellectual challenged" or "Down Syndrome" means and think they're being mocked.

Thing is, they can't help that their development got retarded (what other dictionary word can you substitute?). So, they're retards. They should be helped and get some money.

Instead, the RED NOSED bunch want to throw the bucks at "young children living in poverty." Hey, poverty is not a birth defect. It mostly comes from monkey parents not using birth control and being too lazy to work. They'd rather take drugs, fuck, and fill the house with starving brats.

Contrast that with a hard-working couple that end up with a retard, that drains their resources, makes them pay up for special schools and caregivers. THEY need the charity money but people are supposed to give to LIVE aid and RED NOSE instead!

PS, how DO you give money to "young children living in poverty?" Aren't they living with irresponsible drunken adults who will grab any donated money and buy booze with it?

Are you telling me that a bunch of guys like Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter are deputized to go visit "children living in poverty?" What do they say to the kids? "Reach into my pocket and feel around for a big hard roll of coins...hee hee hee..."