Wussy USA: Takes 30 Years for MICHAEL RYAN to DIE

Aw, would it be cruel and inhuman to execute a torture/murderer who killed a child, then shot a man in the face and then fucked him with a broom and flayed him and stomped him to death?

Gosh, all useless ex-trucker Michael Ryan did was be a redneck anti-semitic Nazi religious cult leader fuckhead...and KILL PEOPLE.

The long-running joke turned up in the papers periodically...in 2003 when he was still grinning and laughing as his lawyers pissed all over the courts, and 2012 when he STILL wasn't dead yet...for what he did in 1985.

Guess what...he finally died the other day...OF NATURAL CAUSES.

Here are a few reports on him over the years...false hope he'd be executed...

Ah, Nebraska, Johnny Carson-land. The wheat belt. The heartland. It's a place where superstitious weirdos have nothing better to do than stoke their paranoia with whiskey and anti-semitism. Long before anyone heard of ISIS, here's Michael Ryan declaring his fatwas against members of his cult who weren't fanatical enough to suit him.

I'm not sure ISIS would insist on making one of their men fuck a goat. I mean, not as a punishment. I'm sure they do it all the time for FUN. But if you'd care to read the full dossier on Ryan, here it is.

August 1985...and it takes till May of 2015 before he can be declared DEAD? And when he died, it was of brain cancer, not by execution? And how long was he given the luxury of morphine or other special care for his condition...as Nebraska cared more about keeping him alive and comfy than HE cared about his victims?

Ryan should've been OFF this planet no later than 1986, before he could sit around snapping his fingers to "Say You Say Me" by Lionel Richie or grinning to Whitney Houston's smash that year, "I Will Always Love You." Oh. Or did Ryan feel blacks were inferiors, like Jews, and should all be killed?

To be fair, it's POSSIBLE that if Ryan did this in Texas, he would be long gone. But generally, at least 45 out of 50 States let maniacs like Ryan live, either through appeals or by a sentence of "life" because there's no death penalty option. "Son of Sam" is around. Mark David Chapman is around. Sirhan-Sirhan is around. And cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer would be alive today if a fellow prisoner hadn't offed him.

People insist capital punishment isn't a deterrent. How do they know that? How do they know how many thousands of people are still alive because a potential killer didn't want to risk dying, too? And if it isn't a deterrent, so what. Why pay $50,000 on average, per year, to house a piece of shit like Michael Ryan? The old "let 'em rot in jail" idea? Not all of them are rotting. Mark David Chapman has had conjugal sex with his bitch wife, and "Son of Sam" wanders around with a grin because he's not confined 23 out of 24 hours in a little metal box, with nothing to do but count his pubic hairs.

Is the world a better place for Manson smuggling out songs, giving cackling interviews, annoying the world with his marriage plans, and being a mascot for thousands of clueless hipsters who put his face on t-shirts and strut around?

PS.

Ryan did not torture and kill his victims alone. His cult followers helped out. Two of them have actually been released from prison. Back in 2009, Timothy Haverkamp was released, and guess who approved it? The sister of one of his victims!

Yep, yep, and a big YEEE HA, they sure are NUTS in NEBRASKA. Maybe Miriam Thimm was an anti-semitic witch who believed in every psycho redneck idea her brother bought? I guess so.

Maybe she thought his redneck pals were right in torturing and killing him? Shucks, if Thimm wasn't following every order, and Zieging enough Heil, maybe so.

"Ryan sliced Thimm’s leg with a razor blade then used pliers to rip off the skin. They whipped him, broke his legs and one arm, and shot off the fingers of his left hand...." but Miriam says: “I would have him in my home. I would go get in the car with him alone. These people were his friends. They all got mixed up together. If Jim was the one left alive and one of them were dead, I would hope that someone would treat him with dignity also.”

Something in the water, maybe? Good Christian maybe?

Haverkamp was a "model prisoner," and apologized for what happened," and now "works as a welder." If he imagines using a hot iron on a Jew, or a Black, well, he keeps it a fantasy. He just made a few mistakes, and after two dozen years, they let him out to enjoy himself. He's mellowed. Good for him. And if there's still members of the cult out there, oh, let them be comforted in knowing that the worst they'll get is free room and board.