"YES YES YES!" to FUCK-ALL NOISE

Have you ever been annoyed and had your sleep disturbed by some stupid bint pretending she's a porn actress?

Here's an entire building disturbed by some loud cunt. There were enough complaints for a news story to turn up, and the building identified!

Shamed? I doubt it. The woman is probably the "star" of the neighborhood, and her partner considered a real stud. He was interviewed, and the mongrel insisted he didn't think the noise was a problem.

Some neighbors agreed: "Oh, it doesn't bother me," and "Oh well," and "I just put on headphones or listen to my iPod."

I recall a miserable summer when the PUERTO RICANS who moved in next door had their windows open, and their nightly fucking included ridiculous moans and stupid dialogue that was as audible as a TV set. "Are you coming?" "Yes! Yes! I am coming!"

It was almost laughable because their accents were so bad and their language so stilted. I wondered why they didn't "fuck in Spanish."

I had the alternative of waiting for this moronic porn-radio show to be over, or shut the window and suffer being unable to breathe.

Doesn't it seem like people LOVE NOISE?

"Make Some Noise" is literally flashed on the scoreboards at baseball games. Pop stars demand that the audience lavish more and more APPLAUSE on them or they won't sing their next song.

But even in one's own home, where noise should be controlled, most people shrug off any complaint. "So my dog is barking all night." "People have parties, so what." "I love my expensive stereo equipment." "I need to practice my drums...one day I might get a gig on a cruise liner." "Kids will be kids, ha ha!"

If you're trying to read, to eat in peace, or watch YOUR TV without hearing someone else's, you're told to "be reasonable." You're accused of being "neurotic."

If you manage to get a building manager or super or the cops to come, they'll likely tell you that the decibel level is "within reason." If you tip them enough or look exhausted, you might get: "Well, I'll talk to them about keeping it down."

You wonder...haven't they ever been disturbed by a dripping faucet, and haven't they ever been distracted by some jerk's TV, and haven't they ever been literally sick and tired, and needed rest and QUIET? And who IS that selfish asshole who, in the middle of the night, decides to do some home repairs with a hammer and drill??

And why is it that assholes in a restaurant or on a bus think their conversation is SO brilliant YOU have to hear it? They believe that they can't have a good time without shouting and laughing TOO LOUD ON PURPOSE.

Fact: being "sensitive" to noise is considered a weakness.

Fact: noisy slobs figure invading YOUR space is fine. Same with smokers. They can't understand why YOU wouldn't want to have THEIR smoke up your nose. How about the neighbor who paints his house a garish color or puts up an obnoxious statue or leaves blinding Christmas lights up all year long? HE isn't concerned with the eyesore YOU have to endure.

Why is it that "freedom" includes the right to get in your ears, up your nose and assault your eyes?

You wonder why the idiot bitch in high heels doesn't get a rug, or if SHE doesn't care about HER upstairs neighbor stomping around so figures SHE can do it to YOU.

You wonder why the bitch doesn't oil her squeaky door. Or why, if she really gets off on noise, she doesn't just put a stick of dynamite up her twat and blow herself to bits of bint?

Lastly, it should be noted how often it's "minorities" that make most of the noise. The answer is "get yourself a machine that produces an electronic or ambient whirrrrring sound to mask the THUMP THUMP THUMP of disco music or the WAH WAH WAH of a half-dozen brats or the YAP YAP YAP of their pit bull." Funny, what you are told to ask for is..."a white noise machine."