Publicity Whore Pesters Celebs for 70th Anniversary Bullshit

Very nice. A misshapen old couple that probably haven't fucked in 20 years, get a "Gift" of autographed pictures from celebrities who...

...routinely scribble and mail out signed photos, or have their secretaries do it. It means NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING.

Have you seen celebrities at a book signing? Dealing with autograph hounds? They write their name again and again, and they hardly even look at the idiots.

How many times a day, or a week, do you think Whoopi Fucking Goldberg is asked to sign her name, take a selfie with somebody, or even record some stupid "Happy Birthday" on somebody's cell phone?

Material things? Is THAT what's important here? A bunch of pieces of paper?

According to the media whore granddaughter, Belinda Bannister, who apparently made sure the story got into the papers, "We wrote to everyone that we thought they'd like — and ones I personally like — then we got responses like crazy!"

Crazy!

This ancient couple will have HOW long to "admire" these stupid photos?

This couple, who have to be about 90, really wanted an autographed photo from Whoopi Goldberg? Or some basketball player? Or some star of movies they never saw?

Are they stupid enough to think that having an autographed photo is a sign of personal friendship? These celebrities have no fucking idea who this couple are, what they've done with their lives, and what unsavory beliefs they might have. This is like those retards who show up at memorabilia conventions and pay to stand next to a D-lister. The D-lister pockets the cash, and the retard shows the photo around like it means something.

This is why celebrities charge for photos, and why they slowly stop making exceptions. Professional dealers on eBay routinely send out conjob letters like: "Please send me 20 autographed photos, which I will give out as special gifts to my students" or "My aged grandma is a huge fan of yours..." Sure, sure.

It's all phony, it's all ridiculousness, it's a few squirts of ink, and if this barely functional couple are impressed, they've got to be pretty senile. Why didn't the couple get something more useful like a dinner in a fine restaurant? Oh yes, the meal would be shit in the morning. This stuff will be shit sold off on eBay in the not-too-distant future.