World's Oldest Woman Dies - Again and Again and Again

The "World's Oldest Woman Dies..." is a sure-fire "space waster" for lazy newspaper hacks everywhere.

Not enough on the Kardashians? Afraid to mention the latest Muslim beheadings and cowardly attacks on unarmed store keepers? Go ahead and report on the death of the "world's oldest woman."

About the only thing more ridiculous...

Is covering the 100th Birthday of some barely coherent fossil. Do millenials care about such centennials? NO. Are any of us THAT thrilled with knowing that we might reach 100 and be in a nursing home surrounded by other doddering wrecks who all smell of medicine and urine?

Hello Betsy, with your slight case of glaucoma and her piss-stained dress...a photographer and a drop of the hard stuff is what makes you HAPPY to be alive in GRIMSBY.

You know what it feels like,
wake up in the mornin'?
Have every joint in your body aching, goddamit.
You know what it feels like,
have to get up in the middle of the night...to take a piss?
You do know? So you say.
I have my doubts missy...Goddamn you, you little bitch!
"Shame Shame Shame" (Randy Newman)