Less Water, Less Cute Animals...More IMMIGRANTS

What's your idea of fun? Boating on a lake?

Looking at some adorable hopping kangaroo rats?

NOT SO FAST.

California's drought is reducing lakes to puddles, and causing wildlife to starve away.

The Washington Post (not Decider, Inquisitr, BuzzFeed) reported this today.

A reporter, appropriately named FEARS, tells us that our ecosystem is FUCKED UP

So what's the government doing? They're shouting, "Come to America, IMMIGRANTS."

Sure, make a bad situation worse. We have 11 MILLION illegal aliens who refuse to speak English?

Give 'em amnesty and encourage another 10 or 20 MILLION.

Who doesn't love hearing recorded bus and train announcements repeated over again in Spanish? Who doesn't love wasting time on the phone or at the ATM "press 1 for English..."

Who doesn't love to see glowering Muslims hiding behind burkas, and jibber-jabbering in secret locations and then wandering out, poker-faced and adorable, with pressure-cooker bombs that can maim 70 or 100 people while they get away and drive to Mahmoud's Falafel Shop for a nice hummus sandwich.

Isn't it lovely that our sworn enemies like Islam loonies and Russians and Red Chinese are ALL welcome here? They can kill off Americans just by turning on the bathroom tap and leaving it on all day! Ha ha! Oh yes, and more Somali pirates to take over entire towns in Michigan or Minnesota.

Isn't that the joy of immigration? That today's self-entitled, violent, jibberish-speaking pieces of shit clan together and refuse to assimilate? Wait till the Muslims expect California to ration water so they can wash their feet 8 times a day and face Mecca. "If you don't, we will sue you for discrimination, or just riot and burn everything in sight. Or whatever the blacks aren't burning." What fun!

Lovable Hillary Clinton is fiercely campaigning for MORE IMMIGRATION. Why? Because she wants the huge Latino vote, and the vote of all the other people "of color" who want to bring their dozens of cousins in.

She's one of those new Democrats fawning over minorities, just like Bill De Blah Bah Blah, the hack mayor of New York, the warthog-faced dumpy lump of dog droppings who is married to a black woman and has his proud black spawn campaigning in the bad neighborhoods and saying, in essence, "Dad will make sure there's no stop-and-frisk, no penalties for graffiti or urinating in public, and no cops who'd dare to lay a hand on you at all if you resist arrest."

The shrinking Republican party only appeals to uptight whites...and the crazier the better. That includes gun-loving rednecks and xenophobic Southerners who are mighty sick of Mexicans all over the place like the plague. Not to mention all the towel heads running 7-11 stores. Well, too bad. There aren't many white idiot Republicans (including middle-class Bible thumpers who go out at night to have secret gay sex). That Obama could defeat the stereotypical square-jawed super-White Romney is proof of how fucked the Republicans are.

Meanwhile, the government shrugs. Hey, WE can't do anything about a drought. We can't even get millionaire Hollywood movie stars to stop their illegal Mexican gardeners from wasting water on their fucking lawns and shrubs. Stars are willing to pay a puny fine IF they're even caught. There are maybe two officers in the entire city of L.A. who can write tickets for excessive water usage. They'd just as soon get an autograph than write up a star, and all the rich people who have lawns and swimming pools...can afford a ticket with ease.

As for the dying kangaroo rats and other little fuzzy creatures...aw. Well. Who cares. Destroy the honey bees. Watch the frogs get diseased. Who needs owls or hawks or other birds you can't cook with seasonings and ketchup?

It's better to have the temporary amusement of swimming pools and water rides at theme parks, and MUCH better to bring in hungry, madly procreating immigrants because, heck, who runs out of water??