Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Who Wouldn't Want An Animal's Face? Ebay is disgusting/amusing

Well, sure, who wouldn't want to own a coyote's face?

Wouldn't it take a lot of time to do something as disgusting as pull the FACE off a dead animal, and chemically preserve it? I guess not. Wow. Just $3.95 and shipping!

EBAY can bring out the inner Ed Gein in most anyone, huh?

Ed Gein was the All-American who killed women, skinned them, and dressed up in their dead bodies. "Psycho" by Robert Bloch was loosely based on him.

If you want to know how twisted people can be, just go to eBay. Sure, you can buy the obvious, like sex dolls, rubber sex torsos (just the good parts, as if you cut off the woman's head, legs and arms), or bondage gear. But, surprise, you might just be out-bid on Nazi items and magazines happily promoting their stories about concentration camp atrocities. There's such keen interest in morgue photos, pix of dead babies, and dangerous chemicals. The site is also big on "practical joke" fun, like stink bombs that could clear a restaurant or department store.

Then there's always the secret "adults only" area where women sell their smelly knickers and "bears" (hairy men) offer to pose for ten selfies, any way you like AND have phone sex for ten minutes. Just $10, what a bargain. Porn with the word "teen" in it is easily available even if it's supposedly in violation of eBay rules. All a seller has to do is say "all models are over 18" and eBay takes their word for it. Photoshopped pix of your favorite star in humiliating poses of rape and torture? Sure. Pedophile images? Ebay frowns on nudist mags being on their classy website where sex dolls and nude Polaroids are available, BUT...they'll assure the seller that the mag is permitted in their "adults only" section.

But I know, you're still thinking, first thing's first: win that auction where the coyote's face has been ripped away from it's skull. Maybe you can stitch it into a nice throw pillow, or make it into a children's hat, or simply frame it for the bedroom wall.

Disgusting/Amusement. That's EBAY.

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