Gassed and Buried - Michael Eavis opens wide to eat Gallagher shit. WHO?

If you don't know the name Michael Eavis...

Picture a goat with it's mouth open wide to eat a tin can or nibble at some shit.

He runs "Gassed and Buried," the pathetic "festival" for British douchebags and tit-brained tourists.

He's babbling about the hideous Gallaghers "reforming" the bastardly bargain-bin band OASIS. Gee, instead of buying one of their CDs for less than the price of a pack of gum...you can slog through mud and rain to SEE them? Ugh!

Hell, it doesn't matter if these Gallagher prats actually get it together or not. Eavis has gotten himself a ton of publicity and all it's cost him is adult diapers to wear under his pants.

After all, he's full of shit. Anyone who expects him to piss off, well, he'll do it in his pants and not take the time to run from a press conference full of hype and lies.

At one time, there were so many interesting and varied rock acts, you could actually stage an entire weekend of events and not bore anyone.

Oh. That was the 60's.

Now? Now jerks like Michael Eavis run crass and commercial copies of Woodstock. Whether they have a classy name like Gastonbury, or a stupid one like Bonnaroooooooo, it's the same collection of desperate punks being noisy, hobbling and arthritic old jerks who haven't made a good album in 30 years, and the rising tide of blacks who are loudly brainwashing white kids into thinking their rap is worth hearing.

This explains why the "headline" stars at Gassed and Buried are so pathetic.

The fucking "FOO FIGHTERS" stink. They were noisy punkish suckers when they were young, and they're noisy obnoxious fuckers now that they're middle-aged.

The OLD headliners this year are THE WHO. The feces fest has to have a group like that for Mom and Dad, and Granma to go and see. Otherwise they won't drive their screaming spawn to an obscure location. The spawn? They want to see if some "legendary" band can POSSIBLY be entertaining. If they are, well, "the geezers still have it. I am glad I had a chance to say I saw them before they die." If not? "Ha ha ha, what a bunch of useless wankers!"

And rap? Black crap? This year the great KANYE WEST will headline as smell. Ah, as well.

HOORAY for GASSED AND BURIED MUSIC STARS...and their zombie audience.