They crawl around garbage cans. They go to "estate sales" and buy anything, including photograph albums. Then they scuttle over to eBay where people SLURP IT ALL UP. YUM!
Yes, the guy who sold this photo of a dead woman regularly goes to estate sales (and probably boot sales) and proudly explains that these are genuine items he acquired by, in essence, a form of grave robbing. Only it's the city emptying a dead person's home and selling everything to give immigrants some welfare money.
Why spend your money on CDs, or DVDs, or a few months of NETFLIX, or dinner out, when YOU can own a snapshot somebody took of a dead relative? WOW, how ENTERTAINING. The ad copy:
DESCRIPTION: This is a vintage black and white photograph measuring 3.5" x 3.5"
CONDITION: Excellent shape, clean condition from a local estate.
What do you suppose the WINNER did when this dead woman's photo arrive in the mail? Grin like a maniac? Masturbate? Put it on the wall below his glowing Deathknell Candle and burning Mephisto Incense, while reciting a witch's spell wishing death to some fat lady, preferably Dawn French?
Ebay has some kind of "offensive materials" policy. Really. Gosh, they do. You can NOT sell: "Any item that glorifies or promotes violence toward humans or animals...Items promoting or marketing intolerance toward religion, sexual orientation, race, or ethnic background....Execution or torture-related media...Explicit crime scene or morgue media..."
No, THIS item is clearly adorable, All-American and clean wholesome family entertainment.
PS, if you grab a photo of Carrie Fisher or Taylor Swift or Brooke Shields and call it "fantasy" and cut her head off and attach it to a photo of gang rape, or bondage...that's NOT showing "intolerance" toward someone's sexual orientation, it's merely showing "intolerance" towards women. That's fine.
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