He was...what?
He was some dotcom millionaire with something called SURVEY MONKEY?
This is world-shaking news? The guy who ran SURVEY MONKEY fell off his treadmill while on vacation at a posh resort???
That was GOLDBERG, a CEO. OK, his wife was a famous actress?
No, SANDBERG, squatting under Zuckerberg, is a COO at Farcebook. (COO: Cunt of Obnoxiousness).
I get it. Having manufactured "reality" stars we're supposed to care about, the media is now telling us Internet millionaires are STARS, too, and we should cry about 'em.
Goldberg fell off a treadmill and died. PUTZ.
This has been HUGE news.
The Google Nazis are probably quite irate that the world's stopped for a while because a Jew got clumsy and his yenta is sitting shiva. But everyone will get over it.
The news will swiftly return to moans and groans over black thugs getting killed, and redneck white drunken trash dying in car accidents. But thanks to the hoopla on the Internet, where the news media is making sure to wail about one of their own, actual national TV news stations went with the BERG story. On ABC it was the lead-off. Oh, woe, woe, woe, a rich Jew fell off a treadmill while at a resort that probably costs more in a day than most of us make in a week. Oh, oh, oh, he was an Internet millionaire...surely your karma must be GOOD if you can make a fortune with some APP or some ridiculous company making Spacely Sprockets for your iPod, iPad and iWatch.
Be careful with the time you have left. You never know when you might fall off a treadmill.
Which is why big fat Nazi bastard Kim Dotcom is once more grinning as he waddles to the bank. He has NO time for the gym or any excercise, he's busy with the GYP. Yes, the guy who supposedly lost all his money and all his websites, iced by the American government, is ba-a-a-a-a-ck.
At any "private" forum most hot links now don't lead you to the dead Rapidshare, or creepy variations like Zippyshare, or that kerfuffling Divshare...but to the new MEGA. Yeah, Megaupload is MEGA now.
The New Zealand government loves their big fat pudgy Kim Dotcom. He brings so much revenue to that silly island of emus and kiwis. New Zealand could care less how this criminal cheats people. He's a STAR in New Zealand.
Extradition orders, international cooperation, Interpol, whatever...it don't mean a thing. He obviously hid plenty of money, has rich gangster pals ready to help the "genius" return to power, and is using the old "FREEDOM" ploy to make himself seem like the reincarnation of Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock rolled into one big blob.
Yes, once again, he's not helping people steal copyright material. No, no, he's defending everyone's "RIGHT" to do as they please. What someone does in the privacy of their home is their own business, says King Kim Dotcom. He'd probably extend a hug to Rolf Harris on that, or Gary Glitter.
No doubt fat assed Kim's rise from the ashes will have law enforcement sighing: "Oh, forget it, it's whack-a-mole."
Even Paypal was in bed with Kim Dotcom. Megaupload had so much time before the clumsy law enforcement people closed 'em down, they ran ads on every download: "BARGAIN! Get THREE months of Megaupload for ONE!" Ha ha ho ho hee hee. Guess what. Millions signed up and within a week or two, Megaupload went belly up. "Sorry folks, we took all your money and we're under NO obligation to refund anyone."
Paypal? They nodded: "Read the fine print. If you bought defective underwear from an eBay seller, you get refunded. But if you buy a SERVICE, you don't. Oh, it's just a little quirk of ours. Ha ha ho ho hee hee."
Welcome back, Fats. Three cheers for New Zealand, licking your enormous ass. And too bad the RIAA and MPAA and the rest of 'em have so little power because Internet companies control the politicians who make the laws.
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