The Holiest Book Among Muslims

They will beat you up if you draw a cartoon of Muhammad.

They will KILL you if you are caught stealing a copy of....

I keed, I keed.

By the beard of the prophet, it's very difficult to steal a Muslim's copy of this book. It's an eBook.

You'd have to steal the entire computer.

And you thought I made up this fucking idiotic book?

I was just kidding about Muslims killing you. They don't know the book exists. They'd probably kill the author if they did, for making light of the sacred hummus, which is their main source of nutrition, their lubricant during anal sex, and the make-up foundation on their women (which explains the burka).

This REAL book (you could print it out to make it actual) is on Amazon for about $7.95 or so.

Yeah, a hack joke based on a hack book, and aimed at women who have no sense of humor and no conception of what good writing is all about.

The stupid twats that bought "50 Shades" are the ones that buy all those Harlequin romances and the Collected Works of Jackie Collins.

Women's fiction is a big fat section of the bookstore because big fat women sit on their big fat asses and read this badly written drivel all day long.

Christ...women passing "50 Shades" around with grins of delight, and pointing to THIS stupid parody with ecstatic giggling and cries of "Clever?"

As Prof. Higgins said, "women are irrational, that's all there is to that." But they are also devious. You look at the book on Amazon, and you're tricked into thinking it's from a real publisher. No. Anyone can float a book to Amazon and put a fanciful imprint on it. There are dozens of "50 Shades" eBook parodies from "companies" you never heard of, and, horribly enough, dozens of hummus recipe books.

I checked the website for the publisher of this, "Rose Ink" (can you choose a more pussy-wussy WE ARE WOMEN name or a company) and...

Yeah, just another small time D-list "enterprise." If it was run by more than one twat I'd be surprised.

This is publishing today. Like being on YouTube or throwing shit onto Spotify, it doesn't take much except a little money to buy somebody's tech savvy. Then you can add to the enormous clutter of useless crap that never gets reviewed. It doesn't even make back the money charged by whatever tech huckster said, "I can make your song or book into an upload so You too, can be a star."