"Now for the difficult bit..." Why the Royals are as useless as shrubbery

Oh, now for something completely different...FRETTING and WORRYING over the fucking ROYALS:

Gosh, they have a giant mansion, all the money in the world, nannies galore, and don't have to do anything...

WHAT A TOUGH TIME IT WILL BE TO RAISE TWO BRATS!

Tell that to Maria and Jesus who are raising 12 hijos and hijas and tacos and tortillas. Or Sashonda and Tylenol, who are also raising 12 and managed to raid the eye chart to name them all. Meanwhile there's Abou Ben Hummus and his wife Hooknosia, and their kids Killjews, Christian Death, Stan and Allah, Falafel and Pita, etc. etc. In other words, of every Latino and Black and Musli family can pollute the world with entire platoons of brats, THE ROYALS shouldn't have trouble with TWO.

And if they are having trouble...I COULD CARE LESS. They can find a whole bunch of starry-eyed dimwitted Lords and Ladies of Boot Sales and Dog Walking to come by and help out, freeeeeee.