Ugly Annie Leibowitz to Shoot Uglier Bruce "Gender Bender" Jenner

Here's a horrible headline, and two horrible-looking heads.

Annie Leibowitz is the most over-rated photographer on the planet. She is mediocre when it comes to basics of light and shadow. Most of the shit she does is just "turn on the studio lights." Any commercial photographer shooting a hamburger for a McDonald's ad can do that.

Where she gets attention is by getting stars to do freakish, embarrassing things. She had media whore pebble-brain Demi Moore pose pregnant for a magazine cover. The picture was nothing, but it was "Oh, look, air-head Demi!" And she was pregnant with what, Rumer Willis, mongoloid freak-grin psycho cunt?

Oh yes, and how about that "John, why don't you get naked like a monkey, and climb on top of a fully clothed, chagrined Yoko Ono who acts like you just farted?"

The only question here is which control freak will win. Will Annie get Bruised Jenner to pose half naked sucking a blackened banana (ala Kim Kuntrashian) or will Jenner insist on a re-touched glamor shot with no wrinkles, no brain-dead stare, and maybe some putty to round out that sharpened pencil of a nose.

Annie and Jenner...they go together like shit and piss.