Kim and Kanye, Just Die. There's other shit-brains around

I could show the latest annoying pix of jerky Kanye and his load of a wife, but I'm SO sick of it.

Today's fucking newspapers and websites were again LOADED with Kim and Kanye KRAPOLA. Whatever they do is more newsworthy than beheadings from ISIS. Talk about losing your mind...every article on Kim and Kanye kills your brain cells.

Kanye, insanely enough, was given an honorary degree at some college that must double as a monkey house.

The cameras caught him momentarily smiling, but he very quickly did his "anus lip" bit, to show that he's still the world's angriest nigga, despite being "blessed" with fucking the biggest, whitest ass in the world.

Kim? Yawn, she once again was taking selfies, and posing in profile to show her gigantic, distorted shit-factory. Then there was the photo shoot she did with body paint on.

We've seen this useless white trash whore naked already, and sucking black dick and the rest of the porn videos. And the media STILL drops its jaw and drawers any time she snaps a selfie?

So, FUCK YOU TWO. It would be lovely if you got on a chartered plane and it crashed into Bruce Jenner.

Like I don't have enough aggravation because the NON Kim-Kanye news is almost worse and more inane...

On the right...

This newspaper "picks" TV shows and events I should pay money to see or sit and watch? Do they really think they know ME and MY tastes? The big event of the day is that some bitch named Banks, a "Harlem raised rapper," is playing at the Irving Plaza.

If that's not ridiculous enough, how about "Tonight at 7. Sold out." WHY MENTION IT when it's SOLD OUT? Why not give space to a more deserving artist and a cheaper venue? Or some good but struggling show that might close if ticket sales don't improve?

Below this stupid hype over Banks the Rapper, is "First Annual Laugh Out Leukemia Comedy Night."

I hate to break it to the world, but shitty stand-up comics are NOT going to cure leukemia.

Leukemia is, if anything, on the rise, like all forms of cancer, all forms off gastrointestinal disease, and allergies...because THIS WORLD IS FUCKED UP. It's polluted. It's full of shit.

No, I never heard of Mike Gaffney, Richie Redding, Chris DeStefano, Sam Morril or Mark Normand, headliners at the crappy Gotham Comedy Club. They want $50 to $80 for the show. ARE YOU CRAZY? Are you auditing this fucking show and the box office receipts and letting me know how much money is going to charity? And what charity? There are leukemia charities that take 80% of the donations for "operating expenses."

Isn't it sanctimonious and odious that people try and trick you into seeing a shitty program "because it's for a good cause?" You'd never want to see a shitty show of trite stand-up assholes unless you're related to one of them. But ah, your over-priced ticket goes to leukemia...just like a ham sandwich was flown to Bangla-Desh right after the George Harrison concert. Jeeeesus.

For those prices, you can stand at the TKTS line and get last minute tickets to a good Broadway show. You can just go out for a nice dinner and a few games of pool or something. Or you can save yourself misery and donate $50 to an approved medical charity of your choice.

Who needs to hear bad "observational" yammering from jerks who can't get 8 minutes on a late night talk show? It's repulsive how often nobodies in comedy or music use "charity" as the lure to get you to see their lame acts.

The article opposite the "must see" bullshit is the "BUZZ" (don't you love that word) on how "CELEBS" observed Mother's Day.

Oh, do tell me more about CELEBRITIES. As the Weird Al song ("TMZ") wryly notes, "Everything about celebrities is FASCINATING."

Oooh, Heidi Klum "posted a photo with her mother." That's the best this lazy fuckhead columnist can do?

The next three items? Same thing...USHER uploaded a vintage photo of his mother. Alicia Keys "uploaded a photo" and Tyra Banks "posted" a photo.

This Will Menedelson putz got paid for this? PAID? Hopefully he's just some gay guy who is sucking an editor's dick under the delusion being an intern-columnist will pay off one day. Like the seed he swallowed will one day grow a baby to come out of his ass.

If you didn't get paid, you're just an asshole, Will. If you did, you should be embarrassed to be such a dumb and inept shit pile. "How did you earn money today, Will?" "I went online, Googled "Mothers Day" and found media whores posting photos."

PS, 3 of the 4 "Celebs" he chose are BLACK. The demographic of this country is that 3 of 4 people are WHITE.

Aren't you adorable, Will. So progressive. You should go take a copy of your shitty column and walk the streets of Baltimore: "Hey everyone, don't riot, I'm white, and look at me, I'm giving 75% of my coverage to BLACKS. I really don't find my own race very entertaining. They sure aren't COLORFUL, ha ha ha ha ha ha."

It's not my imagination. At one time, the media was intelligent, and covered things that were meaningful. If anything, the coverage was MORE highbrow than I would've liked. People were more inclined to cover a classical concert than a rock concert, or pay more attention to a PBS special on dolphins over a local channel's salute to The Three Stooges.

Now we have idiots who want you to know about a sold-out rap concert, an over-priced evening of bad comics, and how a bunch of useless celebs uploaded photos of their mothers on the Internet.

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