"Worthless?" Heck, WHITE TRASH is THE BEST TRASH

"I am the masculine American man. I kill therefore I am!" (Phil Ochs).

White Christians.

Say what you want about the kikes and niggers and spics and sand niggers...ultimately, NOTHING tops the simple WHITE CHRISTIANS, who have no nasty abusive name to be called, and for centuries ran the world.

They'll surprise you with the absolute STUPIDEST crimes and misdemeanors.

Of course most of these White Christian idiots are located in America where the whiskey flows, and the sun bakes every neck a lobster-shade of RED. You can't count out Poland, or some other country that will offer up a story of some White Christian with his dick caught in his pet guinea pig's ass, or firing his gun backwards and killing himself instead of the ethnic guy screwing his wife. But...

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the kikes, niggers, etc. don't give you the gruesome chuckle that you get from White Christian meth addicts, Southern savages, Bible Belt hypocrites and just plain white-bread meat-head LOSERS like THIS guy:

YEEEEE HA.

Come on, who ELSE would kill somebody with an "ATOMIC WEDGIE" except a WHITE CHRISTIAN? That's entertainment!

A Muslim with a machete just isn't nearly as much fun.

Yep yep, here's a mental midget from OHHHHHHHHHHH-klahoma, an ex-Marine, who kills a guy because he called him "worthless."

Shucks.

How can a dumbass White moron with a walnut brain, eyes too close to his nose, and thin humorless lips be "worthless?" Some have even become President, right, Dubya?

What was this "worthless" guy doing with his life?

Oh, arguing with a guy twice his age, and then pulling the guy's underpants OVER HIS HEAD to SMOTHER HIM.

DOUBLE YEEEE HA HA!

Is there anything WHITER and less BRIGHT than murder by underwear?

Talk about Tighty Whities.

Dang! "Man, I did a horrible thing." Ya think? No, ya don't think, not too much, White Christian Who Should've Been Monitored.

Here are people who have been in the majority for centuries. They conquered and colonized the world, from India to Africa. The British came to America to colonize the Indians. Then what happened? The colonists decided to create a utopia called AMERICA.

They kicked the Indians off the land. They dragged niggers in from Africa to pick cotton and be slaves. They had it all. And yet, all through that vast area of the South, up through the Mid-West and OHHHHHH-KLAHOMA, White Christians couldn't help being WHITE TRASH.

And slowly, while the immigrants became successful, from the clever Jews to even the White Christian Irish and German and the rest...the WHITE TRASH that could trace themselves back to Daddy's plantation, just got TRASHIER and STUPIDER and more INBRED and RIDICULOUS.

They've ended up being wimpy drunks and meth addicts, and crying to country tunes, and worrying about their dick size, and bitching and moaning about their lives. They commit the most idiotic crimes and get caught instantly.

Imagine THIS idiot in jail. "Hey, Slick, my man, watchoo in here fo' muthafucka?" "Errr, I gave an old guy an Atomic Wedgie and pulled his underpants over his head and he died." "Bend ovah..."

I tell ya...

Horrible crimes involving WHITE TRASH can sometimes be one thing that the rest can't be...HILARIOUS. That's why WHITE TRASH is the BEST TRASH. Guys like this are SO amusing...