Cameron, Here are More Immigrants for Your Country

Come on, David, send the Queen Mary out, and a few more ships, and bring in...the GUATEMALANS...

Why do the Syrians have all the sympathy? Because they have OIL?

Here's a bunch of violent brown-skinned maniacs for you, David. Physically they aren't much different from the Middle East madmen you love so much.

And listen, their plight is YOUR fault. It's the white man's burden. You have to help. If you don't, why, they might just start hijacking ships and sailing your way WITHOUT your permission. Which means they'll have a right to be hostile and not learn the language and expect everything for nothing.

If you wave that white flag of "we love immigrants," maybe they'll arrive with a smile and teach everyone Spanish, and tattooing.

Funny (not) how SOME bloodthirsty ethnics are considered victims of circumstance and others are left to rot.

The Daily Mail is clearly making a case, David, for giving them aid, immigration, free meds, and certainly free housing. So take the hint. And fluff the pillows at the Guatemalan Embassy, in case your shower buddy Assange would like a change of scene.