The mass hysteria over The Thin White Puke continues unabated and unmastered. Just master-bated. Well, isn't that what he's fans did after the parade?
ARCADE FART, one of the worst groups on the planet, invaded New Orleans to give a funeral-concert-march along with a lot of boring parasites, to honor DAYYYYYYVID.
What the FUCK. It can't be because a guy with a handful of hit songs 30 years ago croaked.
That parade only means people are bored, moronic, and want any excuse to party.
Too bad Hurricane Katrina didn't level New Orleans. And that another hurricane didn't come along amid this moronic parade, and drown everyone.
Naturally it can't be a fag freak show without OUT and ABOUT Elton Toilet.
Elton Toilet had to sing a Blowie song, to commemorate blow-jobs.
Is there anything more tiresome than this pudgy carrot-topped has-been jumping on the fag-wagon all the time? This grinning gap-toothed goon has to keep prancing around telling the world he's here and he's queer. IF I'M BEING HONEST, all he's doing is giving faggots a bad name. It's really only a small minority of them that are "flamboyant" and obnoxious.
You want an example? How about a much better pianist than Elton John: Vladimir Horowitz. Did he look or act like a flaming queen? No. Not anymore than Kirk Douglas dresses up like an Orthodox Jew, or Obama speaks like Louis Armstrong.
How about we NOT encourage stereotypical behavior among minorities? ASSIMILATE, you ASSHOLES. Tone it DOWN fer Chrissake. And Elton, we know you're a homo, you don't have to preen and squeal about it, because the more you do, the more you make it seem like a disgusting affectation.
Meanwhile on Farcebook, every has-been rock journal, venue or channel is stomping and clapping about Blowie, and climbing aboard the hearse.
Yeah, we really need MTV to let us know that EVERYBODY loves "Space Oddity."
No, not everyone. Not remotely. I'd say 99% of all Muslims never heard of it and if they did, they'd behead anybody named Bowie.
Space travel? How dare you! You might send a rocket up Mohammad's ass! NO SPACE TRAVEL! IT'S AGAINST THE KORN! IT'S AGAINST SUCCATASH!
Dumbfuck MTV post: "Even if you're not a fan of David Bowie — you know — and probably love — his ubiquitous "Space Oddity."
MTV, if your office is full of high-school dropouts, maybe you shouldn't use four-syllable college words. "Space Oddity" is not ubiquitous. Stupidity is.
I do not LOVE that fucking song and I don't LOVE any of Blowie's songs. People who do are IDIOTS. What's to love? This guy was a cold egotist. His UBIQUITOUS list of fuck-buddies even admit that all he did was use them. He'd politely say "let's go to the bathroom" and he'd get a blow job, dress, and walk away. What's love? That "China Girl" rock video where he makes his eyes slanty? Who the FUCK would think that's romantic? Only some bitch paid to stand there by MTV or his record label. Nothing to LOVE about this guy.
BUT, in the "Say Something Nice About A Dead Pretentious Git," here's: THANKS DAVID FOR BLOWING ADELE OFF THE #1 SPOT.
It's impressive for a dead anorexic to push an overweight cow.
Gee, David Blowie dies, and Millennials who never heard of him are playing all his music. IGGY POP: that's incentive for you to drop the fuck dead.
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