See, ya don't know Sia's a genius??!?

Rolling Stone, hopelessly pandering to dumbass Millennials, and taking MONKEY POP MUSIC seriously, barfed THIS bit of bullshit:

Wowie Zowie Duncan! You mean, I need to hear about 15 "great" songs this pretentious Aussie wombat wrote for other no-talent platter-pusses, kanga-rudes and vocoder voles?

The only surprise about this twat is that she could manage to look even stupider than Lady Gaga.

The cunt now famous for NOT showing her face, used to be like every other bitch on the planet. She'd never turn down a chance to be a judge on "The Voice" or party around. Then she developed this Garbo garbage. Her excuse is she doesn't want to be recognized/spoiled whatever, but her fans all seem to know what she looks like. She's always being asked for autographs, and usually turns them down. La deeeeeee da.

She's turned up on "Saturday Night Ludicrous" singing her God-awful drivel while standing still (since she probably can't see where she's going with a fucking mop over her eyes). To relieve the boredom she has a mime flouncing around doing amateurish moves that would make Kate Bush throw up.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the level of pop music seems to have gone DOWN from even the tuneless eye-candy idiot era that produced "Flock of Seagulls."

Rolling Stone DARES to point out a bunch of fucking songs that are "GENIUS" from this oversized labia?

In the past 10 years, how many of these bastardly hybrids of rap and pop ever had you humming along or singing even ONE fucking line? Off-hand, the off-key brigade (with their vocoders handy) have produced only two I can remember. There was Rihanna's stupid "Umbrella (ella ella ella)" for which I can only remember the title. And there was lumpy-headed Ce-Lo Green's "Fuck You" song, which did have an ear-catching premise.

But otherwise, Christ, every time I've seen these idiots...Lady Gaga, Viley Virus, Icky Minaj, Taylor Swift, Boy Band morons, Sam Smith...I've thought "What tuneless tripe. Is it aural chewing gum, or should we be putting chewing gum in our ears to keep our sanity?"

SIA is what, exactly? A singer, or a badly designed floor lamp Banksy put together with crepe, wax and dog hair?