Those "Stars" on the Walk of Fame - are BOUGHT - Extortion to the Corrupt

"Oh, I'd love to see my favorite star on that WALK OF FAME," a fan sighs.

What does it take?

Actual fame?

NO. MONEY.

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is just a corrupt bunch of shits. "Pay us, and whatever sleazy game show host or whore bitch on a soap opera will get in."

Can you imagine if the OSCAR, EMMY, TONY, BAFTA or whatever other award was like this "honor" and could be BOUGHT?

I mean REALLY bought, as in "No amount of votes will do if you don't PAY US like you would the MAFIA."

The fine print ain't so fine, because they want you to know: IT'S MONEY THAT MATTERS.

Can you imagine if, as some director, writer or actress holds that OSCAR statuette, it's grabbed away backstage? "Sorry, pay $30,000 to the Academy for the cost of making the statue and putting on the show..."

$30,000 to put a fucking star in the sidewalk, which attracts tourists all over the world? What else does this "Chamber of Commerce" do? Why isn't this a free honor paid for by the taxes charged to all the souvenir venues along those streets? How about the jerks in Spiderman outfits who pester tourists for money, and pay no taxes at all?

It's not like there's unlimited real estate for these fucking stars in the sidewalk. Today's "honored" names aren't snaked over near a low-rent pickle factory or something. Many stars are snuggled in prime real estate, with others shoved out of the way.

It doesn't seem like GOFUNDME can even be part of this. If the star you've nominated is elected, how much fuckin' time to you get to pay up? Are you even ALLOWED to have a GOFUNDME campaign for restitution? Hmmmm.

It all explains why some of the shittiest, stupidest bints and slobs and fags and losers have a "star" and more deserving people don't. Ryan Seacrest or some other nobody told his boyfriend "Nominate me. I'll pay you back. $30,000 isn't even a week's salary for ME."

And Dylan sang, "...even the swap meets are gettin' pretty corrupt..."