BOWIE?? It Ain't Over Till Madge the Vadge Twats It Up Onstage

The BOWIE cry-fest couldn't end without MADONNA calling attention to herself.

Having switched from laughing at her idiot son to Tweeting about The Thin White Puke, Madonna the Media Whore of all Time, wasn't satisfied.

WHAT? A statue defaced by Aladdin Sane graffiti? Pathetic Brixton declaring a night of mourning for their "son" who fled there ASAP? That twat Angie Bowie crying on a reality TV show?? MADONNA had to top all that.

So even though it's old news now, Madge made sure to stage an ultimate show of shock: "collapsing" in grief right after singing a Bowie song. TA-DA!!!

"Top that, Bitches!"

Here's hoping Madonna dies, and Lady Gaga collapses on stage in tribute.

Here's hoping Lady Gaga then dies, and Kanye collapses on stage in tribute.

Here's hoping Kanye dies, and...no, Kim will just find a new nigga. You know, like her whore sister Khloe got a new nigga. She's telling the world that brain-damaged Lemur Odor, "should not go to disgusting brothels, but pay for it privately." But let's get back to BOWIE. Are we DONE?

Any word from Sharon Osbore? Amy Schumer? Slimy Towel? Justa Beeper? Come on Viley, get in on this. Wear a Dildo shaped like David Bowie and shove it up your ass.