DAVID BOWIE DEAD? LET'S SELL T-SHIRTS ON EBAY!

If I could've bet every single cent I had on it, I would have:

"Ebay Parasites will sell new, self-made t-shirts, buttons and other fake memorabilia to cash in on David Bowie's death."

Seniormole: "The music should be free. SELL T-SHIRTS!

"Why do copyright owners hurl their poo? Why shouldn't some maggot on eBay make some easy money if fans want souvenirs? Don't get in a tizzy or have your knickers in a twist. It's silly. Certainly once somebody's dead, anyone should be able to take what they want out of his home. I think after a year, no royalties should be paid to anyone for their music. That's reasonable! Pardon me while I pour another glass of wine for myself..."