Today's Women are MONKEYS, ELEPHANTS and DUCKS

Standards of beauty have shifted.

Or is that SHITTED?

Back when man was more like an ape, there was the so-called "Venus of Willendorf," a stone carving of a disgustingly obese female.

The idea? If a woman is FAT, she must be HEALTHY. At least, rich enough to feed herself.

As man became civilized, WOMAN became thin.

But now that the monkeys have control of the zoo, female beauty is: monkey complexion, elephant butt, and duck face.

MMMMMMWAH! The TRIFECTA of BEAUTY is KIM KARDASHIAN, whose skin looks like she troweled hummus all over herself, whose lips are hugely distorted like her husband's, and her ass is in another time zone.

White women are getting butt implants and injections of fat in their lips, and spend all day in a tanning salon.

Muslim women just stubbornly cloak themselves up to the eyes, and wait for the day when their men have machine-gunned all the Christians off the planet.

Any day now, museums, catering to Millennials and those of "ethnic diversity," will commission artists (like BANKSY) to re-do classic works of art to reflect modern concepts of beauty.

Hedy Lamarr, who once said looking sexy just meant "looking stupid," would be spinning in her grave to see how the "pout" has turned into a grotesque "duck face." Mae West would retch, seeing that the ideal hourglass figure has now spilled into bottom-heavy sludge. Women like Kardashian look like they dumped a shit load for a week and forgot to change knickers.

Dating websites are reflecting what Seniormole (a self-castrated impotent old man) haplessly called "a new paradigm." He's glad he's not young anymore. He just sits around listening to Spotify, a neutered zombie, liking ANY kind of music (like his former shower-buddy The Lord of the Boot Sale). The younger men must go to places like THIS:

Sexy?

SEXY?

Well, a few grumbling gripers don't think so, but they are in da minority, yo. Dey don't get no ni-i-i-i-i-ce comments on de Farcebook. Dis meme wuzzn't noticed at all, know wuttum sayin'?