Cue the Tears! "It's good ol' reliable Angie, Angie, Angie..."

Oh, it could not have happened any other way.

Angie Bowie got the news while the cameras were rolling on her reality show, "Stupid D-Listers in a House."

Now we're all supposed to watch this moronic show and, what, hope she's the latest idiot standing? Remember, oh yeah, she IS a Drama Queen? Keep track of which of her kids with him (Zowie, Wowie...whatever) are still talking to her?

After giving her plenty of spotlight time, two fags came in to "comfort" her.

Yes, one of them is the awful-awful David Gest, whose claim to fame was marrying Liza With a Z. Or herpes. Even fans of garbage-TV are disgusted by this guy mincing about sucking men's tongues, warbling double entendres and getting at least one of them to put on drag. "That's ENTERTAINMENT!!!"

Angie...it's hard to find any sympathy of a woman who mewls, "The STARDUST has GONE!"

Too bad Mick didn't get in his limo, drive at 120 mph, and stand in front of the cameras to serenade her with that song her wrote: "Ayyyyyyyyn-gee, ya beauty-foo...."

They could've consoled each other: "Though we haven't been in bed with him in years..."