Slap that Dutch Douche's Wrist - Strummin' the ol' Vandjo

Well, look who is back.

Yes, spinning his porn from that windmill...it's Hansy Handjob, or whatever his name is.

What was it, 7 days ago, 10 days ago, that eBay knocked off his auctions?

He's ba-a-a-a-a-ck.

If I bothered to call up one of the monkeys-with-a-script in Utah, they'd say, "Oh well, we don't allow that kind of thing. We give a warning. And a second warning. A third warning. Then we might restrict his account to only 100 items. Then we might allow him to only post 50 or 25. Then we might suspend him for one day. Then maybe seven days. The next violation, maybe a month's suspension..."

They wouldn't want to discourage somebody who posts the same stolen porn disks EVERY time, because who knows, one week he might post an autographed photo of Johan Van Der Sloot or the complete James Last on CD.

Meanwhile, all he does is post stolen porn discs that he's ripped from the DVD cases.

Being a cheap Dutch Douche he deliberately makes sure to run 3-day auctions, heh heh, with buy-it-now just 50 cents higher than the opening bid price, to try and get a sale before anyone can report him.

And if he can sell to underage boys, so much the better. After all, he wouldn't want to put this shit in the "adults only" area where only other pervs can see it. He wants EVERYONE to see it, and if anyone types in PORN they do.

Yeah, he's a real credit to EBAY.

Wowie Zowie Bowie! Anything goes on the Internet.

EBAY is "just a venue" and doesn't even have a red flag for four-letter words or PORN or NAZI or CHLOROFORM or anything else on their site. If nobody reports the item, that's GREAT!

GOOGLE? Type in anything you like and they'll show it to you!

No wonder a girl who just hasn't gotten many iTunes sales or Kickstarter dollars has now begun haunting porn sites and porn blogs.