The Thin White Puke - Isn't it ABATT Time...

Isn't it about time for ABATT?

That's...

ALL BOWIE ALL THE TIME.

A website. A podcast. A cable TV channel.

Come on, everyone, you can't get enough can you?

Don't tell me you're going to go back to "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and THIS website:

As if these media whores aren't flooding the planet with enough via Twatter and Farcebook and Instacunt.

The only good thing is that this might be unauthorized and some faggot is making THOUSANDS of dollars off 'em, and they can't do anything about it.

The 21st Century IS shite. Absolutely. With all the so-called improvements, medical breakthroughs, the great Internet as a tool of knowledge (ooh, Wikipedia)...what do we have? KARDASHIANS. The most useless celebrities on the planet. Stupid TV and movies. Garbage music. The world going to pieces over a has-been who put out a lousy album and then died.

What's holding up ALL BOWIE ALL THE TIME?

COME ON, it's as simple as ABC...

ALL ADELE ALL THE TIME...

ALL BOWIE ALL THE TIME...

ALL CORDEN ALL THE TIME...

ALL DIMWITS ALL THE TIME...