Ronda, like Adele is a Work of...MAKE-UP

Now that a fellow blogger has put the lid on Bowie it's time to move on.

As usual, I am greatly impressed by his scholarship AND his quickness in writing a crisp, clear, well-edited and insightful piece.

And so as we leave Bowie and his awesome legacy of make-up behind, we turn to the make-up on the behind of Ronda Rousey. She's getting the front page of Sports Illustrated, and one of the teases was this photo showing her best side:

IF I'M BEING HONEST, most any woman looks good from the back, as long as she isn't a toothpick like Shauna Cuntwell, or a fat slob like Adele. And even fat slobs have drooling followers (need I reference the gigantic Kardashian butt that gorillas love so much on sight and smell?)

The big deal is that Ronda didn't wear an actual swimsuit. She had one painted on. WOW, never heard of THAT before. Like, there aren't Puerto Rican sluts in Times Square every day in the summer wearing body paint and asking for $5 to pose with 'em.

Ronda will also be hosting "Saturday Night Live," which is quite impressive for a failure. I mean, how often do you hear: "Hey, her movie tanked, let's book her" or "Wow, that was the worst album of her career, let's bring her out to sing a song nobody wants to hear."

Somehow it was a great career move to be beaten to a pulp and lose her title. Like so.

OK, she loses a fight, and after ducking the press for a week, announces that she won't retire. She'll have a re-match. Fine. That's what a fighter is supposed to do. But why does this garner the cover of Sports Illustrated AND a hosting gig on "Saturday Night Live??" Why didn't Holly Holm get those perks??

Aww. People feel sorry for Ronda the millionaire? Because she was a bullychamp for a fairly measly amount of time, and won only a dozen fights? She fought only a few good fighters and she won with ONE trick move, a peculiar "arm bar" that caused the other girls to squeal in pain and quit.

Holly Holm simply avoided the "arm bar" by keeping Ronda away with jabs and punches. Then she split Ronda's lip and in the second round knocked her cold with a kick to the head.

Consider that most legends in boxing or even MMA had double the amount of fights before being dubbed stars. Mike Tyson fought 28 times before he got a championship belt. Ronda won several fights based on the mistakes of her opponents, including an idiot bitch who rushed at her and got her arm instantly clutched and twisted for a super-quick ending. Now the media won't quit. They're pushing her into the limelight for the big re-match, and grooming her to be the "beautiful, sexy" one. Hell, "Saturday Night Live" will give her enough writers to make people think she's witty, too.

Like Adele, Rousey was first appreciated for having a freak talent. Adele could bellow like an angry cow seeking revenge. Rousey had the "arm bar." It was after the media grabbed onto 'em that they went to stylists to do something about their ordinary, if not repulsive looks, and became unavoidable on the covers of magazines.

Ronda did what any karma chameleon would do. She got the cover of "Sports Illustrated" not only by being "made over" facially, but the cheap trick of body make-up. She was also photographed from a distance, at the right angles, with her stomach sucked in and her chest thrust out. And who knows what Photoshop tricks were played. And it worked. The "leaked" photos have had morons leaving that same boring comment about her: "I'm a'Roused by Rousey! Hee-yuk! Har har!"

One thing about twats...they have a great advantage when it comes to getting attention. MAKE-UP. That, and wardrobe malfunctions. Any bitch on the planet can become a star just by getting styled and troweled, having fake tits installed, and wearing some slutty outfit.

The down side is that they can be laughed at by those "stars without make-up" tabloid pieces.

On an average day, many a glamorous movie star ain't NOTHING. And if you saw Ronda walking around with her ugly-gorilla boyfriend (also an MMA fighter), you'd think, "ooh, there's a homely psychotic trailer trash couple to avoid."

They sure ain't David and Angie. Or David and Mick!