"Who you say? Eh. Meh! What you care? I am ME!
"Me is Lithuanian Peasant! Little dick. Ugly face. No brain.
"Typical Euro trash, eh? So? What you say? Yes? Look what I got to send!
"So? I get for you! You get when you pay! I send email. No refund. So? Buy a film yes? Sure.
"Lithuania shit country. Nobody hip. Nobody cool. No. Me wank myself all day. So? Then me go find downloads and put on EBAY.
"Me send, you watch! Use American place to bootleg American movie. So? What you care what I do? I am Lithuanian! Why should Sri Lanka Niggers have it all? They look like dog turd in the face. Bad food. Stupid more than Nigerians and their email shit.
"Listen hey. I got big list. You want I got. Bookies. Filmies. Whatever I find in my forums. They share and I make money and fuck America hey? No big deal!
"Goodbye from Lithuania. You know what we no have. No have Muslim scum with armpit beards. Who needs them. Call us racist. We see at border and WE behead them. Stupid America lets in Muslims. Me sell American movie back to American pretty good! For fiverrrr I can get beer. Maybe buy soap for my mother because I do not visit no more because of her smell.
"I love my country. Fuck you! You too Romanians and Hungarians who also try my EBAY trick. No like you guys much not at all. You like to fuck goats. I do too but not a lot."
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