"Shauna was impressed by two things recently, St. Patrick's Day, and the news that McCartney is issuing another "greatest hits" collection. Brilliant thinker that she is, she was inspired to connect these two things and issue a cover version of "Give Ireland Back to the Irish." We've got the single's cover photo already done!"
Says Shauna, "Irish guyyyyysss are great. The drunker they are, the more likely they'll leave nice comments about my singing!
"My manager says I'm getting a bit of a swelled head, to go with the swelled eyes, but I think at this point, aside from covering songs by my peers, I want to improve their lyrics too. For Paul, who was never a strong lyricist, like me, (did he EVER mention crystals or unicorns?) I think I can help out. My cover will be "Give Ireland Back to the Irish Douches." It will be followed by "Another Douche," "Live and Let Douche," "Mary Had a Little Douche," "Maybe I'm a Douche," "Douche on the Run" and "Wonderful Shave Twat Time." I like to write what I know about."
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