Geoff Whitewhore Attacks the Americans

I guess Fat Geoff isn't planning on coming to America any time soon. His goat-faced boyfriend Grooker can't get a booking. Fat Geoff decided to take out his frustration by recycling dimwit MEMES that are anti-USA.

Yes, what he posted is REAL.

The replies, not so much.

Is Whitehorn one of the most boring baboons of all time?

There isn't much you can say about a drugged-up tub who looks like somebody's obese granny. Except FUCK OFF.

Of all the tiresome trollish things to do: the old "Englishman puts down the Americans" bit.

Likewise of course, the old "American puts down the English" bit. What IS the point?

Hey Geoff, you drive on the wrong side of the road! Har har!

Hey Geoff, are all the English transvestites with bad teeth? Har har!

I don't understand why anyone in England would be THAT concerned over Hillary Clinton. Be concerned about Cameron, OK?

As for American accents, be more concerned with how your people jump up and down with joy because a fucking McDonalds or KFC or Chipotle opens up in one of your pathetic (Grimsby) depressed loser towns.

SAPRISTI! How many DECADES ago did Rex Harrison play Henry Higgins? The song, "Why Can't the English Learn to Speak." The bon mot about speaking good English "...in America, they haven't used it for years." Nobody's improved on that, and certainly not a slobby guitarist stealing some moron's MEME.

The question is, "Is there any has-been rocker in England more stupid and delusional than Whitehorn?"

The answer: PLENTY! And for just one example, take the absolutely fabulous nobody who left Jethro Tull to helm Wild Turkey, a group that went down the loo quicker than a Paki's shit-load of diarrhetic curry.

Here's the old fossil talking about a pointless gig with a load of has-beens. Yes, he's enlisted Whitehorn, and can't even spell PROCOL correctly.

But the funniest part is that the haggard old Aqualung himself offered to sit in (and he is much better known than Whitehorn, Randall and the other twits). And Abrahams blew him off!

That's a bit different than Whitehorn blowing Grooker!

Shine on, you crazy old drunk. Have another glass of wine like any typical self-satisfied senile Seniormole would do. You look like a Madame Tussaud version of Porky Pig. Th-th-that's one ugly old pig-face ya got there. You're SO fucking proud of briefly being in a rock band that had a flutist in it?

As for Wild Turkey, Jesus Fucking Christ, Tir Na Nog was better. So was Audience. So is the white label demo of a no-name group that I couldn't even play because it was too warped. The sound of the needle skipping was more interesting than YOUR group. And speaking of too warped, oh, Mr. Abrahamhock, do take another look at your fucking dumb hog-corpse face.

PS, what's with that photo? I guess you do some kind of cover version of Stephen Stills: "If you can't be with the fag you love, love the fat you're with."