No, You KHAN NOT. A MERE CONJOB

BOOM.

What was that SHIT about you being too FAST for Alvarez?

What was Oscar Transvestite De La Hoya's SHIT about how this fight would be like Ali vs Foreman, and speed would trump power?

How about the 30 seconds you looked like a carp in a fishmonger's window?

Maybe the inane love affair people have with A MERE CONJOB is now OVER.

This guy's been KO'd before. His chin ain't that great. He's lost to faster guys. The hype was that he had the game plan to frustrate Alvarez like Mayweather did.

Uh, A MERE CONJOB is not Mayweather. Mr. CONJOB is a feather-fist. In the first two rounds, he landed a punch or two that didn't bother Alvarez at all. Another round, and Alvarez had him in range. Mr. CONJOB was already slowing down and feeling any punch that landed. He got cut. And then, next round: OUT.

London has a Khan for a mayor. That signals: "Muzzies, come on in. But do your beheading outside London, in some of the "no go zone" towns you've taken over. Do what you love to do: attack unarmed people.

But when it's one to one, like Khan vs Alvarez, well, Allah wasn't in your corner, Mr. CONJOB, was he?

Oh one more thing.

Bend over and fuck your asshole with your nose.