Steffans? Nigga be keepin' it CLASSY

As Piers Morgan and almost no other white males know, or care about, insane BEEE-YONNN-SAYYYYY has been raging about how Black Panthers should put white people down, how white cops target totally innocent blacks every time, how black lives matter (more than any other group) and, oh yes, her fabulously stupid-looking Jay-Z husband has been unfaithful.

This stupid BEEE-YONNN-SAYYYY beeee-atch shot herself in the twat, didn't she? By raging that Jay-Z cheated on her, she's proven that she's NOT SO HOT.

Guyysss black white and inbetween, all say that even if they can't stand her shitty music, SHE is worth fucking. But Jay-Z apparently doesn't think so.

The interesting thing about this is that there's been a media frenzy to find out the real name of "Becky with the good hair," (the clue BEEE dropped in one of her awful songs about making "Lemonade" out of her lemon relationship with huge-headed retard-faced Jay-Z).

So what's happened? A whole buncha women have happily hinted at being Jay-Z's lover. Others have grinned and posed while neither confirming or denying anything, happy to have the chance of being the next Kardashian and Jenner, famous for nothing.

In comes STEFFANS, with a gross confession that shouldn't even be printed in a "family" newspaper. I mean, Christ, kids and tweens and teens have to read that it's customary, proper and standard behavior to give somebody famous a BLOWJOB??

Black lives matter, y'all.

And BLACK CLASS doesn't seem to exist. Does it?

Who the FUCK proudly contacts newspapers to say, in essence, "I didn't fuck Jay-Z when he was married, but I did give him a blowjob. Does that count? Can I get a feature, with a photo???"

"I lifted my head from his lap, wiped my lips, and knew we'd made a mistake."

Christ, E.L. James couldn't have written something so ridiculous and disgusting.

And who's "WE," lady? I doubt Jay-Z thought it was a mistake to get a blowjob from some idiot bint.

What happened to women's lib, by the way? What happened to equality? She didn't say Jay-Z was wiping his lips after stropping her freshly-shaven labes.

I think we who are NOT Millennials have to be thankful. We didn't grow up with this kind of shit. We may have grown up aware of the bomb, and that there was pollution, but back then, you only saw Arabs in "Lawrence of Arabia," and climate change was about a few hot or cold days and nothing too crazy. And the Grammy awards had Shirley Bassey being classy, not Beyonce and Rihanna being assy.