A cover tune: "MISS CUNTWELL"

Isn't it strange that a perky blonde bint spends ALL her time in front of a camcorder, admiring herself as she sings out-of-tune covers of Taylor Swift songs?

Doesn't she go out? Dance? Socialize? FUCK?

Well, the truth is that Shauna Cuntwell is pretty cunty. She's spoiled, self-centered, and a real heartbreaker. She breaks up with guys for no reason, leaving them begging for a second chance.

Word's gotten around, so most guyyyys avoid the little tease, and SHE doesn't care because she thinks she's too good for most of 'em anyway.

SHE is thinking of her CAREER now, and not wasting time fucking guyyssss.

One of the guyyyysss wrote a song about his failed relationship with her.

He hasn't been able to get it placed on iTunes yet, but below are the words.

He borrowed the melody from Del Shannon's anguished "Sister Isabelle."

Byeeeeeee....