Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Blac Chyna - Monkey Face Hippo Ass Mutant

It seems every day one of the crappy tabloids has to shove somebody's fat ass in your face. The front page of a news website won't give you the news unless you first see some distracting "entertainment" publicity picture.

You MUST suffer a photo of the latest "reality show" half-breed show-off. Or it's the latest rap-disco mutant, or simply some dizzy D-lister famous for fucking some other D-lister.

WHO DIS FUGLY MEDIA WHORE?

The NY Post's Rupert Merde-Ox seems to think frenzied wankers with ADD (Attention Deficit Dick) might've rubbed themselves into numbness over Icky Minaj and Damp Amber Rose, so it's time to bring out another gruesome freak of nature.

WHAT the FUCK is a "Blac Chyna?"

Is this what happens when slave labor in China tries to assemble a Negroid sex doll?

The Post wants me to see the "assets" (har har) of this dimwit bint? WHY?

The answer seems to be that a Kardashian (Rob, Kim's retarded brother) is porking this pig. In the ass, one must ASSume.

It seems that the standard of beauty in the world continues to drop. The face has to be some literal melting pot of Asian, Black and yogurt culture. The complexion must be hummus. The hair must be yak wig. The lips have to be stuffed with frankfurter meat. The eyes must look like they were punched by a coal miner. The trunk must be festooned with tattoos. The tits have to be hard round globs of silicone. And the ass must resemble a dangerously over-inflated basketball.

"Blac Chyna in all her glory." Great. Shoot her in the fucking head, stuff her with sawdust, and put her on display at a "Ripley's Believe it Or Twat."

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