Lena Dunghill "ROCK"s for Retards - but not Rigg

The two-headed monster that is the DAILY FAIL is a true faggot: one side trivial, air-headed and fawning, and the other side bitchy, cruel and mean.

It seems to depend on what publicist is taking what faggot or overweight millennial staffer out to lunch.

Here's the FAIL over-praising overweight Lena Dunham, a pointless dung hill of a twat, whose fame is that she's one of today's unrepentant blobs.

They claim she "rocks" a ridiculous outfit. First off, can we get these morons a thesaurus so they can use some other word besides "rocks?" Secondly, they have rocks in their head if they think this is a cool look.

FAT TICK. Full of gravy.

You did notice she was promoting her new "TRANSGENDER" movie? Niggas are screaming all over the place that they can't get their huge lips around an Oscar to kiss. No such problem for the TRANSGENDER community, the subject of cable TV shows and movies galore. Stick an egg beater between your legs and create a vomitatious mess, and everyone's impressed.

I'm sure this idiot movie with this smug trio posing for a "fish in a barrel" photo op will be a huge suck cess.

Meanwhile, all praise for a fat bitch under 40 (or any Kuntrashian or Jenner-Bender) means SOMEBODY's gonna get the fag-hag hissy fit. "Balanced" reporting at the FAIL (or the SNOOZE or the POST) means not everyone gets a compliment. Too bad for Diana Rigg.

Nice? Some bullying Pap-smear stakes out Diana Rigg like a thief or a rapist, and snaps away. How many women in their 70's (or even 40's, 50's and 60's) are gonna look great on a freezing day when they're rushing out to run errands?

It's HER fault she doesn't glam up every moment, to guard against an invasion of privacy? She's supposed to waste time putting on make-up to look like Diana Rigg so that she can be pestered for chat and autographs by the Bill Hoobastanks of the world?

It's damn brave of her to NOT go in for a ton of plastic surgery, and run the risk that the result will be more Kim Novak than Jane Fonda. She's an actress. She's now playing roles suited to her age (note the FAIL appeals to Millennials by pointing out she was in fatboy George R.R. Martin's "Game of Thrones" and not "The Avengers).

You wonder if the pap idiot shouted out, after taking all the unflattering pictures, "Hey, Diana, ya wanna do an interview?" And, being ignored, the pap skipped away, knowing that bad pix would sell better than a nice one, along with a few paragraphs of piffle.

The FAIL pull the oldest trick in media whoredom, by stealing quotes from a rival paper. Calmly quoting a rival, they pull some old quotes about aging and relationships. This shit actually is "fair use" as unfair as it seems, since they attribute the source (even if they don't pay the source).

Yeah, "all's fair" on idiot websites driven by celebrity gossip and invasion of privacy. If only John Steed was alive to give an ironic, withering smile and tell a staffer: "Mrs. FAIL...you're NOT needed."