Thursday, January 28, 2016

Somali "Boy" Kills Swedish Girl? Har har, says Pirate Bay

Look, Sweden, ya got problems?

NO, you do NOT got problems.

Bork Bork Bork! Ya ya ya!

What you got is Pirate Bay saying "FUCK YOU" to movie studios and indie singer-songwriters. What could be better than that?

Oh, now you've got immigrant murderers running around? Well, as the Pirate Bay kiddies say: "FUCK YOU!" Just ignore it. Don't ruin the fun.

What? Is it IRONIC that your immigrant PIRATES are killers? That your Swedish PIRATES are just pussies who steal movies and music? Oh well.

The Pirate Bay bunch giggle and say, "We're in SWEDEN, we don't have to obey any copyright or Internet laws! We're STILL in business!" Yes, they're STILL making money off other peoples' creative work.

So now that REAL pirates...big, tall, psychotic and murderous SOMALI PIRATES are in your country? Don't worry. Be happy. The Internet is your friend. Order take-away food online, order supplies from Amazon, and enjoy all the FREEEEEEEEEEEE movies and TV shows and music you download from PIRATE BAY.

Just leave the streets to the SOMALIS.

Sweden, you deserve what you get.

"Avast, har har," says Pirate Bay, "we be PIRATES!"

"Hey Swedish white bitch, I'm gonna rape you and kill you and your pussified Anders boyfriend ain't gonna do shit about it," says the Somali Pirate.

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