Keep on trying, Dead Celebrities. It ain't gonna happen.
It'll take more than some guy who played "SNAPES" in fucking HARRY POTTER movies.
Not that the media didn't try.
Take TIME Magazine's website. They were one of many to go assemble TWEETS from HARRY POTTER co-stars.
Journalism is so easy, no wonder they don't even pay interns to do it.
"Hey, go check the Tweets. See what they said about that SNAPES guy."
"Do I need to research the man's career, or write an intelligent bio or describe his work? Didn't this Rickman guy did a lot more than play fucking SNAPES?"
"SHIT no. People care about SNAPES. Run the fucking Tweets. Get Radcliffe of course, but get ANYBODY who played in those stupid films. Let's try and make this as long and pendulous as the great David Bowie's cock!"
"It's not as important as Bowie. Or his cock. But I'll try..."
Trying to BORE everyone to death?
Zzz. "I Can't Believe It" and "R.I.P." and "He will be missed" and "That's sad."
Only the twat who played "LUNA" was remotely amusing.
At least none of these retards wrote: "My condolences." Your WHAT? You don't say "MY CONDOLENCES." You condole! You express yourself! Your heartfelt, original WORDS are your fucking CONDOLENCES.
Nevermind. Who expects literacy in the 21st Century of Shite?
"SNAPES" you are no match for "THE THIN WHITE DOUCHE." The torch for BOWIE continues to shine SO bright you can see it on Mars.
Rickman was 69, just like Bowie. But nobody is JUST LIKE BOWIE! BOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
My CONDOLENCES to his wife the IMAM, and to the sacred ZOWIE, now re-named DUNCAN after the yo-yo company. And my pity to all the people who are still saying "The Stardust is Gone." And my regrets to all you SNAPES fans who thought this was the most earth-shaking tragedy of 2016...when it was BOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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