"My band's tribute to Boko Harum has inspired me to do a cover song!
"HOMBURG is now called DARREN. But Bill is mentioned, too!
"Please leave nice comments, tell everyone to buy it on iTunes and nominate me for 2016 Twat of the Year!"
DARREN
Your cunnlingual Hoobastank
Has shat his pants and fled
Leaving only stupid selfies
Of him lipsticked, giving head
So Shauna, with your twat shaved,
just climb back upon the bed
And go fuck yourself with a carrot
Till it starts to stink and shred
You try to act so flirty
But you always get it wrong
You'd better watch out for Darren
'Cause you're just a twat. He's a dong
Your Kickstart for a microphone
was wasteful and so shitty
Like those tiny little termite bites
you refer to as your titties
And your tunes, which you sing as you drool
Sound more like mousey whines
And you make folks' eardrums shatter
So you'll have to go unsigned
Your knickers are quite dirty
And your bra is laced up wrong
You'd better watch out for Darren
Though his poxy dick isn't long
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