Bruce Jenner Drives like a Woman

Gabbing on the phone? Paying no attention to the car in front?

The media has caught Bruce Jenner being one hell of a bitch on wheels.

This isn't the New York Times reporting, of course. We're talking about all the second rate "copy the news with a snarky attitude" websites that fake it.

That includes all those moronic, badly spelled and obnoxious-sounding places like THEDECIDER, and GAWKER and INQUISITR and RADAR ONLINE etc. etc.

RADAR has an incriminating photo of Aunt Brucie, but so does everyone else. All these websites do is steal from each other, or buy from one of the few syndicates out there. "Splash News?" Well, yeah, because most of the ones that were active even 10 years ago, including ones that hired ME and/or accepted anything freelance I sent in, are dead and gone.

Note, too, that RADAR's other "news" involves Kardashian "nude moments" and freakish Nicki the halfbreed's "Wardrobe malfunctions" and other airhead shit. Photos of "abs" and slutty looking monkey-women.

Oh well...one of the "promises" of the 21st Century was that cunts like Jenner wouldn't be driving, because mass transit would be perfected. Bullet trains moving at 80 mph. No pollution. You want to go to a stadium, a concert, or a school...zap, a quick walk to a bus stop or a train station and you're THERE!

Aw, didn't happen did it? Is it the oil industry and/or car industry that made sure people have to drive everywhere, get lost, have parking nightmares, and risk getting killed by a cunt like Jenner?

How about the "Inquisitr" (what would an "Iquisitr" be, an arrogant retard who dropped out of school rather than be humiliated in a 4th grade spelling bee? By not being able to spell TUMBLER?)

They've got photos of ol' spindle-nose, and a shot of the awkward-looking trans-moron with the dubious pony tail staring at wreckage. Everyone else has those, too, and thanks to the "non-laws" of the Internet, sites rarely credit the source of the photo, so rights owners are supposed to chase around writing futile e-mails that never even get through on sites like this? "Excuse me, any intern reading queries that are only allowed via a template...I have no record of you paying for the photo of mine that...uh...oh...now it's gone. After a week or two you remove the incriminating evidence, and dare anyone to sue..."

All this comes under the heading of "DRIVING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER," and the "celebrities" in the news these days are more selfish and arrogant than ever.