But eventually even the stupidest woman is going to come to her senses. Especially when the turd in question is no longer so famous. In fact, "Tiger" Woods is now a well known loser. The odds of him even making the cut and finishing a golf tournament are low.
Woods is an ugly dummy who has a face like a badly varnished door knob. If he wasn't rich, he'd never have had ANY women, not even dopey white women who have a need for a black guy to abuse them.
"Tiger" Woods was embraced by the golf world because it desperately needed to show "ethnic diversity." The fact that this chump lump is more Hawaiian than anything else didn't matter. Ooooh he's BLACK. 100% BLACK! Hooray!
Woods won a lot of titles, but like quite a few perverted celebrities, eventually his arrogance and his obnoxious behavior couldn't be shielded. When he stopped winning everything, the media stopped shielding him, and reported how he was stepping out on his wife, and how he had a history of cheating, and anally torturing other blonds...quite often with the "fuck 'em and curse 'em" technique.
While this putz merely putted for a living, and wore the same doofus slacks as middle-aged white nerds, he was a "Tiger" in one way: jamming his dick up a woman's butt whether she liked it or not, and calling her names.
His wife divorced him. His golf game became worse. But finally he began to win a few, and sure enough, he found another stupid blond bitch to marry him: Lindsey Vonn, a gimpy skier.
Oh what a trendy INTERRACIAL COUPLE they made. For a while. But like a mahogany lawn jockey full of termites, "Tiger" Woods was falling apart.
Isn't it interesting what happened this year on the PGA tour? All the attention focused on 21 year-old Jordan Spieth "the third youngest player in PGA Tour history to win multiple PGA Tour events," and the guy who everyone was raving about. Sure, the media kept their eye on the great "Tiger" Woods, but only to sadly confirm that while phenomenal Jordan was doing well, "Tiger" was slumping badly. "Tiger" was once the "youngest" champ but now the old dummy was not only losing, but there was a new "young champ" to talk about. In fact, several.
So, what a coincidence, Lindsey Vonn finally bailed out.
How much longer "Tiger" Woods is going to soil the greens of golf courses, like a big cow pie in a meadow, I have no idea, but I do wish him all the worst.
As for Lindsey, hopefully a good proctologist can stitch her rectum so that she can shit, walk, and maybe even ski properly again.
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