Oh the LOVELY Internet! Pssst! Ashley Madison! Hee Hee!

You tell me: what is the media telling our children AND everyone else?

The Post and everyone else is SO excited about the launch of "Ashley Madison," where married people can CHEAT ON EACH OTHER!

Marriage? Uh, isn't that what gays and lesbians are fighting for? The right to legitimize and legalize their relationships? Oh, but marriage is not something to take seriously! No no. Telling people about the "Ashley Madison" site is legitimizing it. Saying it's a great idea. Hey, can I buy STOCK in this fucking site?

Yes, every day we're told about Meerkat or Twitter or some new site we can't do without...and if it happens to be a site that has no morality to it...well, this is the 21st Century, everyone!

How's this for a ringing endorsement to help the owner of "Ashley Madison" become an Internet billionaire?

Is that responsible reporting?

Sure it is, in this day of the London Daily Fail and other Murdoch rags.

The Post is giving us the great news about a cheating website. With grand enthusiasm it's declaring that the Internet has once again pushed the envelope, and we're better for it.

Now we have an easy way to cheat!

If it's on the Interne, it must be good! And moral. And ethical.

Remember, at one time people were taught not to shoplift. Then they found that on the Internet you could steal all the music. Just call it "sharing."

Now it's "cheat on your spouse." It's ok, because it's on the Internet.

I don't know many people who haven't committed crimes on line. Only they don't consider them crimes at all, because, uh, "if it was criminal, it wouldn't be allowed on the Internet, would it?"

And, "this is what the people want. It's the new paradigm."

And gee, the RIAA, the major TV networks, the PPV channels...nobody's prosecuting, so it must be OK with them. What goes on with the Internet is no worse than jaywalking. Right?

Steal music at Google blogs, steal TV shows at Google's YouTube, cop drugs and whores with Craig's list, snap perfect strangers with flame war insults on Twitter, swindle people via fake charity on GoFundMe, get illegal streams on Cricfree, steal the new movies on Kickass, fence stolen property on Ebay...

...and cheat on your spouse the "legitimate" way with the adorably named "Ashley Madison." If Ashley thinks it's naughty but nice, then it must be.

It's one thing to have creepy sites like "Zero Paid" telling creeps where to find "goodies." It's even creepier when Google becomes the most powerful company in the world because they lead people to every possible vice and crooked scam on the Internet.

But now Rupert Murdoch's New York Post and every other newspaper are openly, happily promoting any and all dangerous and demented websites, and every possble bad behavior from sports figures and music stars to "realiy" TV idiots.

Oh, tell us more, NY Post, tell idiot housewives how to break their husband's heart or make the kids choose during the subsequent divorce. Tell moronic husbands how they can find some slut who might give 'em some fun...before the jealous husband shoots them both.

Pardon my interruption. Again.

What IS the media telling everyone? That it's admirable to be Viley Virus and be a teenage twerker? That it's delightful to be Floyd "MONEY" Mayweather and beat up women and drag a fucking Burger King mascot into the ring to make even MORE money on a $100 million pay per view event? That you can be considered the most beautiful and importan woman in the world because you fucked a black guy with a camcorder running and your name is Kardashian?

And now we're supposed to respect and admire the geniuses behind Craig's List and 4 Chan and...ASHLEY MADISON.

Just like we're supposed to say "50 Shades of Grey" is literature and a "must read." Christ, it's not just that the 21st Century has no morality, and no sense of what to teach children, how to protect children, or even how to instruct ADULTS to act...it's all at the tawdriest level.

Go to the stadium and be a hooligan. Don't be content with free porn on Kickass make sure it's bukkake and "public humiliation" and 3-way interracial abuse with a chick and 3 blacks (and don't forget the ending where she towels off and smiles and giggles about how much fun she had).

Those kicks just keep gettin' harder to get. So hooray for "Ashley Madison."

What a GREAT IDEA. It's the ZEITGEIST, everyone. It's the NEW PARADIGM.

Don't just go find a whore on the street, or go to a massage parlor...here's the INTERNET to help you!

Enough...ENOUGH. Or were you expecting something about, "It's not a good idea to go to a website like this. It might be helpful to talk to your spouse first. It might be a good idea to seek professional help..."

Nah. ALL IS PERMITTED.

GOD BLESS THE INTERNET for making everyone's lives SO MUCH BETTER.