"Thank You Lord, For Killing the Duck Killer" Redneck Looney Christianity

If I haven't made this point already, many times, let me say it again: ALL religions are full of crazy shit.

It just so happens that Muslims are responsible for the most lethal, savage and brainless crazy shit.

But always sadistic, from the Inquisition to the present day, are Christians, particularly the redneck Southern American variety. It would surprise you to hear a Jew, Hindu or Buddhist say, "I'm going to brave a killer storm so I can blast ducks out of the sky for a good time." A Christian tweeted about ready to go out and brave death to "kill ducks," and it does not surprise you at all, does it?

It also isn't surprising that now that this dimwit's body's been found, after wasting taxpayer money for several days, his twat-wife's been shouting GLORY GLORY.

Yep, she's praisin' the Lord because her sadistic, triangle-mouthed redneck retard husband Strickland as stricken down BY GOD.

Your choice, rednecks: God DAMNED Craig Strickland, God set up Craig Strickland with 40 virgin ducks in heaven to kill, or...there's no fucking such thing as GOD.

Craig's grease-covered wife, who gets her make-up from the Wetback Slut Collection, thinks "he is safe with his Father in Heaven. I will praise you, Amen."

Why didn't God ferry some mercy to your moronic triangle-mouth, and spare him a cold, clammy, lung-crushing drowning death? Why did God choose to leave him sunk for the fishes to nibble on?

Oh, right: the Lord moves in mysterious ways, when it comes to redneck assholes who have nothing better to do than spit at Mother Nature and kill His creations. Thou shalt not kill? That's Old Testament Jew shit. Jesus took out his Apple computer (which God originally gave to Eve in the Garden of Eden) and re-wrote that commandment: "But if you wanna kill ducks, Jesus, take it from me, that's COOL."

How many fuckin' ducks could triangle-mouth eat? How many could he drag home before they rotted?

I get the idea this bastard killed dozens and dozens just for FUN, and didn't care where the carcasses dropped.

I also think this jerk was more fond of KILLING than he was about fucking his wife.

Maybe that's why The Lord called this particular chicken home a little early. Huh? Think so, Barney? Thinks so, Goober? Think so, Aunt Bea?

To be fair (and this blog is ALWAYS fair) it was his bromance never-take-a-shower-buddy who tweeted about, har har har, going off to "kill ducks." Not "hunt ducks." Craigy-boy just went along for the sheer fun of smelling his friend, and shooting innocent birds out of the sky.

Maybe that's why his pal was found the very next day, but Craig was stuck in the mucky dirty water day after day after day for over a week while wifey took to Farcebook to lead the cheerleaders with optimism that THE LORD would save him.

PS, if I haven't made it clear, among my MANY dislikes, it's triangle-mouthed people with big goofy teeth. You'd think they'd shut their ugly mouths and not make that sappy grimace. But they do.

Another example of a triangle-mouth is Chris Rock.

But Christ would be the first to tell you, black-faced people don't go off in the middle of a storm to KILL DUCKS. Only redneck morons do THAT.

And, PRAISE THE LORD, they got a premature death in the wilderness for it. AMEN.